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2020.08.18 20:01 alexbrobrafeld Recap - 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way – Season 2 – Episode 12 “The Parent Trap”

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Deavan (Age 23, from Utah) and Jihoon (Age 29, from South Korea)
Ariela (Age 28, from Princeton New Jersey) and Biniyam (Age 29, from Ethiopia)
Kenneth (Age 57, from Florida) and Armando (Age 31, from Mexico)
Yazan (Age 24, from Amman, Jordan) and Brittany (Age 26, from Florida)
Jenny (Age 61, from Florida) and Sumit (Age 32, From India)
Tim (Age 34, from Texas) and Melyza (Age 29, from Colombia)
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2020.08.17 07:33 jaxon_washburn The Catalyst Theory Has Always Been at the Core of Mormonism

With the publication of Michael Hubbard Mackay, Mark Ashurst-McGee, and Brian Hauglid's edited volume, Producing Ancient Scripture: Joseph Smith's Translation Projects in the Development of Mormon Christianity (University of Utah Press, 2020), the Mormon Studies community has received its most comprehensive and cutting-edge treatment to date on the nature of "translation" within the Mormon tradition. This, combined with several recent podcasts from various Mormon-themed organizations, has prompted an increased fervor of conversation over the validity of such conceptual approaches; stemming from disputes over how best to define terms in light of new academic research which has complicated the meaning of "translation" beyond what many previously assumed or taught.
These conversation have not been without various criticisms however, with the so-called "Catalyst Theory" being sharply attacked in recent weeks. With these debates in mind, I wish to make a bold claim:
"The Catalyst Theory is not an anomaly of the Book of Abraham alone, it undergirds the entirety of Smith’s prophetic career and serves as the foundation for Mormonism’s theology of revelation."
https://theapotheosisnarrative.wordpress.com/2020/08/16/the-catalyst-theory-has-always-been-at-the-core-of-mormonism/
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2020.08.17 07:12 jaxon_washburn The Catalyst Theory Has Always Been at the Core of Mormonism

With the publication of Michael Hubbard Mackay, Mark Ashurst-McGee, and Brian Hauglid's edited volume, Producing Ancient Scripture: Joseph Smith's Translation Projects in the Development of Mormon Christianity (University of Utah Press, 2020), the Mormon Studies community has received its most comprehensive and cutting-edge treatment to date on the nature of "translation" within the Mormon tradition. This, combined with several recent podcasts from various Mormon-themed organizations, has prompted an increased fervor of conversation over the validity of such conceptual approaches; stemming from disputes over how best to define terms in light of new academic research which has complicated the meaning of "translation" beyond what many previously assumed or taught.
These conversation have not been without various criticisms however, with the so-called "Catalyst Theory" being sharply attacked in recent weeks. With these debates in mind, I wish to make a bold claim:
"The Catalyst Theory is not an anomaly of the Book of Abraham alone, it undergirds the entirety of Smith’s prophetic career and serves as the foundation for Mormonism’s theology of revelation."
https://theapotheosisnarrative.wordpress.com/2020/08/16/the-catalyst-theory-has-always-been-at-the-core-of-mormonism/
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2020.08.09 01:39 ThusSayethMe My Journey Into The Light

I wanted to post my personal journey. I do apologize for the length and hope it’s okay to have posted this. To those who take the time to actually read this, I thank you.
Now to begin...
I was born into the LDS church. It was pretty much my whole childhood. But I was exposed to different viewpoints early in life. I had a friend up the street that was Jewish and another that was some other form of Christian. Through playing at their houses I was introduced to different ideas on religion. They weren’t trying to convert me or anything. It was simply observation on how different their families acted towards things than mine. As a child I thought nothing of it.
A lot of our contact within the city were the other members of our ward. They were good people from what I can remember. But thinking back, I realize that most of my memories from then involve some ward member. I‘m not sure if I associated with many non-members besides those that lived on our street. This wasn’t intentional on my part at least.
When I was 10, we moved to Utah. My parents had decided that, now that I was the only one left at home, they wanted me to grow up and go to school in a “better environment”. So, we moved to Utah as my older siblings went about studying at BYU. We moved into a small suburban town in Utah County that was 99% members. There were a lot of kids my age. I really liked that. I soon made friends and felt like living here was going to be awesome.
The first couple of years were good. It was when I hit puberty that everything changed. The first thing was me entering junior high. Everyone was moody and rebellious. I was coming into that stage as well. But the bigger part of this transition was beginning to hear about sex. I had had the talk with my parents and understood the basic concept. I’d also started hearing more and more warnings about porn. There was a LOT of talk about the evils of pornography. So, what does the curious pubescent 12-year old do?
At first, I just looked up images. I felt so rebellious and naughty for looking at these stills of naked bodies. I would steal these moments of thrill when my parents weren’t home from work yet. Soon enough I discovered that there were videos too. It was while watching one of these videos that I realized just how excited I seemed to get downstairs. And it felt good to touch it.
I had no idea at the time why it felt so good. I didn’t realize what would happen at the end of this experiment. It was my first, and certainly not last, time. I watched the video and felt the release. It was pure ecstasy. I made sure to wipe the computer’s history and clean myself up before anyone got home. My parents didn’t suspect a thing.
Not long after my first time, I was actually having an interview with the bishop to make sure I was worthy to receive the Aaronic Priesthood. He asked me point blank if I masturbated. In all honesty, I had no idea what the act was called at that time. So, I said no, not knowing I was straight up lying.
This went on for another four years. It became my afternoon pastime after getting home from school. I was still hearing the same old stories in church; it’s evil and vile and will stunt you. But…how could something that gave me such pleasure be so bad?
When I was sixteen, I got sloppy. I forgot to wipe the whole history one day and my parents saw a single site. They confronted me and I lied my ass off, saying I had clicked on a link to play a game and this “horrible” site had popped up instead. They believed me and admonished me to be more careful in the future and that I must be so “traumatized” by this experience. Yeah…right.
I promised myself I’d be more careful. And then a few months later I slipped up again. This time my parents knew it couldn’t be a coincidence. I remember that morning well. I woke up, hearing voices downstairs; my parents. They were in the office talking about something. I couldn’t quite make out the words though. I heard my mother raise her voice in alarm. A few minutes later, my Dad left for work. My alarm went off soon after and I got up for breakfast. My mother waited until I had finished eating to confront me.
I felt this enormous shame. I ran back to my room and began bawling. And then, I clasped my hands together and began thanking God. Thinking back on this, I feel sick that this was my response. I was praising God for letting my parents find out so that I could come back to the fold. I told my mother about this the next day and she was overjoyed that I felt such shame and sorrow for my “sin”.
I spoke to my bishop about everything. He denied me blessing or partaking of the sacrament. It was easy to tell that people wondered why I wasn’t doing my duty as a Priest. I even got some sideways looks from my peers. The guys were all such hypocrites. They talked about sex non-stop during the school day. How were they any better than me?
I “got clean” and was allowed to do things again after a few months. Life seemed to be going okay. I felt lighter because I believed I had been reborn from the ashes. Now I knew Jesus was my Savior and God was forgiving. I eventually regained my parents trust and got to my junior year of high school without incident. That was when I had another lapse.
By this point in world history, the smart phone had come into being and I had a new way to ingest my sin. I was ten times more covert than before and my parents truly never suspected. This time around, I felt less guilty. This was my choice and I had made it. I hadn’t been coerced or “tempted” back into it. As I transitioned from junior to senior year, I began having major depressive episodes. I didn’t understand at the time, but now I do. This was the guilt I felt towards my masturbating. I didn’t even know I was depressed at the time.
The depression was partly genetic too though. My mother has dealt with depression for a long time and has a history in her family. But I think the guilt outweighed everything else. To everyone else though, the behavior was chalked up to “being a teen”.
I made it through my senior year and left school behind. At this point, I was beginning to fill out mission papers. I definitely felt pressure to go. Every other guy in my ward (there were eight of us around the same age) was going. Another reason was my brother had had to come home six months early due to needing a major surgery and I figured that meant I needed to be the son who made it the full two years. And I needed to prove that I was a good Mormon boy and not some pervert who looked at porn. Completing a mission would allow me to wipe the slate clean and move forward with my life.
But I never confessed to my lapse. I never mentioned how I had viewed porn on an off for the last year. But I didn’t want to disappoint my parents again. And what would the neighborhood think of me if I wasn’t worthy to go? So, I went into the bishop’s office for my interview, knowing that he would see right through me.
Except he didn’t…
I was so shocked that I couldn’t bring myself to confess. I had always thought bishops were living lie detectors. If I had fooled him, did that mean I was an evil person? Or was there something else at work here? Maybe God still wanted me to go to atone for my transgressions?
I received my calling and got ready to attend the temple for the first time. My honest thought was that people just wore white suits/dresses in the temple. Boy was I wrong. I’d never seen such a getup before! I looked at the temple clothes with serious doubt, but my parents assured me that these all had “special meaning”.
My first endowment session was trippy to say the least. I had come here expecting to feel the Spirit and a sense of peace. I got a movie, synchronized chanting, and uncomfortable handshakes. I began having doubts as to how this was considered spiritual.
And then, I was given my new name; Alma.
In my mind it all made sense. Alma the Younger had been a rebellious soul who came around and became a model saint. This was God’s way of telling me that I was on the right path! And now I was heading into the Celestial Room!
I got in there and marveled at how beautiful it was. I felt peaceful and sighed. I wanted to sit down and soak it all in to let my spirit mend.
And then I was told we needed to move along so the next session could come through.
I wanted to object. I felt like I might be close to feeling the Spirit. But my father ushered me towards the door, and I walked out with him.
I reflected on the session, trying to figure out if I had felt anything at all. The movie had been corny. The chanting was unnerving, and the whole handshake business seemed odd since God would already know if we were good or bad. Why did we need secret handshakes on top of that?
I got closer to my departing date and had a single lapse. This was a few nights before I would head to the MTC. I masturbated and instantly felt guilt wash over me. I was a fraud. God would surely rat me out to my bishop or possibly even the General Authorities. I’d be getting a phone call saying I was no longer allowed to serve.
That didn’t happen.
My parents dropped me off at the MTC and I was off! I spent the next few weeks studying constantly. I discovered I had a much looser sense of humor compared to the rest of my group. I was chastised several times for making light of the Book of Mormon. I eventually shut up and only spoke when spoken to.
When I arrived in my mission, I was put into a companionship with the District Leader. No pressure, right? He constantly pushed me to bear my testimony (which I don’t feel was truly formed) and to talk to people (which is especially hard as an introvert). I was living in a rural town that had FOUR different religions; Mormon, Catholic, Jehovah’s, and Seventh Day. I was exposed to a lot of viewpoints and discovered I really didn’t know or fully understand what I was teaching.
Two things occurred during my first months. I’ll start with the lighter of the two.
I began masturbating again. The shower was the only time when I was alone. I began to feel guilty again and started clamming up out in public. My companion asked what was wrong and I asked for a call with the Mission President. I told the President everything I was experiencing, and he said that I should go attend the temple. I was shocked at this response. I told him I wasn’t worthy of such a holy place! He said that I was to go to the temple for spiritual guidance and that it was okay. So, I went to the temple.
And I felt nothing.
My guilt was still there and something else was brewing beneath the surface; my depression.
I talked to a counselor about everything I was going through. I don’t even remember the counseling sessions. This whole part of my mission has become hazy in my mind. I don’t know if I’m trying to suppress it or if my mind has decided that those memories aren’t important anymore. I hope it’s the latter.
I felt worse and worse with each passing day. I eventually had a scary thought cross my mind and told my companion about it.
I had wanted to jump in the car and go drive into traffic.
My companion called the President up and I talked to him. He set up a meeting with a doctor and I was officially diagnosed with depression. I was given medication to try. When I think back, I can now understand the circumstances/thought patterns that led to the inevitable.
I was alone. No family. No personal identity.
I was a horrible, horrible sinner. A straight-up pervert as I understood it.
I was broken. Why else would I need to take meds if I wasn’t broken?
I was a horrible missionary. I hadn’t had anyone interested in what I had to say.
I wasn’t even sure what was true anymore.
And lastly…
I didn’t think I deserved to live.
A week after starting the medication, I felt a strong urge to grab a knife from the kitchen. I needed to slit my throat. Or my wrists. Or maybe just impale myself on the blade.
My mind was in full rebellion against me. But some small part of me must have been fighting back.
My body locked up, not allowing me to stand up from the table. I couldn’t even speak. My companion could see there was something wrong. He tried to get me to talk. I was visibly shaking by this point. He suggested that we pray together. And I was the one who had to lead the prayer.
I was shaking so hard. I opened my mouth and poured my soul onto the floor. I don’t remember what I said, but I think it was something to the effect of “please God just let me go”.
What I didn’t know was that I wasn’t even speaking English. Apparently, I was so distraught that I was screaming gibberish at the floor.
The events that followed were all told to me the next day:
My companion called the President and explained the situation to the best of his knowledge.
A member of the ward came over and helped my companion give me a blessing.
All of my stuff was packed up.
The President came and picked us up, taking us to his home.
I woke up the next morning, unsure of where I was. I got up and wandered out into the house, finding the kitchen easy enough. The President and my companion were sitting down to breakfast. They greeted me and offered me a plate.
They recounted the events to me. I shook my head, not recalling any of it. The President explained that it was evident that I couldn’t stay out in my condition.
I was being sent home.
I had only been out for four months.
I was still in a state of shock. I nodded along with whatever they said and flew home that same day. My father met me at the airport and gave me a big hug. It was the most comfort I’d felt in months.
In the following months I was a on a steady regimen of medication. I was getting my depression under control. I hardly left the house, not wanting the neighbors to see me.
When my parents realized I didn’t want to attend our ward, they suggested I go try the singles ward down the street. No one would know me there. So, I did just that.
I attended for two weeks before I realized I wasn’t even paying attention to anything. I had been dealing with these lessons constantly for four months straight and all the variations people used in their talks just meshed together and sounded the same. I began hanging out in the foyer during sacrament, playing on my phone. Soon I was just sitting in my car during meetings. I only went to the building anymore so that my parents thought I was going.
With the three-hour block, I realized I had time to actually have fun since I wasn’t being supervised. So, in my act of Mormon rebellion, I started going to the movie theater on Sundays. I was having a blast! It was the first time in a while that I was beginning to feel like me again.
I began watching R-rated movies on my laptop. I started masturbating again. And I didn’t feel guilty about it! I had half expected for the heavens to open up and be smitten by God for my transgressions, but nothing ever happened.
It was my first real taste of freedom.
I began to see the world as it was, learning more about subjects that I’d never heard much about from the Church. I think the biggest thing I discovered was not understanding the hate projected towards the LGBTQ+ community or why they couldn’t have the same rights. It makes zero sense to me. I made lots of small realizations along the way about different aspects of the “Gospel” that I didn’t quite agree with.
After being home for a while, I decided to put my feelers out into the dating pool. After several weeks of nothing, I started chatting with this girl I met online. Spoiler alert: She’s my wife now.
We started dating and really fell hard for each other. We were inseparable. And then things started getting steamy.
It was harmless at first. Over-the clothes stuff really. But then, we decided we wanted to see each other. We got more handsy. We even got into some oral stuff. And eventually, we went all the way.
It was our own little secret at first, but we realized quickly that we really wanted to be together and that we should probably come clean to our bishops about the event. I really didn’t understand why it was such an issue for us to express our love for each other the way we did. Of course I understand now that there was no problem.
At this point, my FATHER was my bishop. So…yeah. Pretty damn awkward.
We were both told we’d have to wait a year if we wanted to get married in the temple. So, we agreed. My memory fails me a little bit, but I’m pretty sure we still got up to some stuff, just not full-on sex. We were happy though.
The year passed and we got married! It is still the best day of my life. I had found an amazing partner in crime. We were so happy to be together in every way.
The first year of our marriage was rocky. I couldn’t hold down a job. We had some definite communication issues due to never having lived together before. Things were said and done that shouldn’t have been. I actually left on a few occasions. I’ll never be able to forgive myself for throwing away the best thing in my life so recklessly. I was a complete fool. How my wife still loves me after the hell I must have put her through is beyond me.
During the worst times, I went back to my parents. I was encouraged by my mother who thought I shouldn’t have rushed into the marriage in the first place. Thinking back on those times rubs me the wrong way.
Suffice it to say that now, after a lot of work from both me and my wife, we’re in a much better place together. And I count myself lucky every day I get to be with her.
So, with my job history being spotty, we turned to the church for help. The bishop of our ward helped us two months in a row but cut us off after that saying we needed to turn to family for support.
I asked my family for help and my parents said they couldn’t. After all, they’d already helped pay for repairs on our junker of a car. (We were only at risk of being homeless after all.)
My wife mentioned our trouble to her parents and they instantly offered us their basement. No rent or anything. I can never repay them for their kindness.
So, we moved in and, after a few years, squared ourselves financially. During all this time we never attended church or did anything remotely Mormon. My wife’s parents never asked about it and never lectured us about anything involving the Church.
During our tenure in the basement, I came to a harsh realization that I didn’t like my family anymore. I hadn’t for some time. Every time they came up in a conversation, I had always defended them simply because I had been taught family was the most important thing in this life. This was the reasoning my parents had used on me when I had almost left my wife before. And all of it was okay in their eyes because they were doing what was right according to the words of “prophets”.
I realized that my real family was right in front of me; my wife. She was the only one who really understood me anymore and who knew every dirty little detail of my life and still loved me. She was willing to work through whatever issues we faced. And I knew I was willing to do the same.
About a year ago, I came across a post about something called The CES Letter. I found myself intrigued. I’d never looked at anti-Mormon literature before. I thought it would be a good laugh.
That started me down the rabbit hole.
I looked over most of the footnotes and sources and couldn’t believe that a lot of this information came from stuff on the Church website. This was the final piece that made my shelf give.
I never realized it before until I was writing this, but I’ve been building up weight on my shelf for a long time now, causing cracks along the way. Many of the events I’ve described to you added to mine bit by bit. And now I finally realized that all my life I’d been spoon-fed lies to promote a power that has held control over every aspect of my life up to this point.
No more.
About a month after my discovery, I told my wife about it. She seemed uneasy at first, but said she respected my views. A little later she told me how she had heard about the truth behind new names. If I had had any reservations left, they were gone now. My new name had been a big part of what remained of my faith. As the months went by, I could see my wife was becoming more comfortable talking about her doubts. Her shelf wasn’t far behind mine.
We left Utah for good and got our own place, new jobs, and a true sense of freedom. We talk to each other about everything when it comes to our feelings towards the Church and the subjects that are considered “sinful”. We’ve become our true selves and have finally found peace together.
And it wasn’t the Spirit that brought that feeling. I did it myself. My wife did it herself.
The guilt and shame we’ve felt in our lives is gone.
We broke the chains and stepped out into the light together.
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2020.07.29 22:39 BringATwenty Mormonism Was Started During Uncertain Colonial Times As a Secret Military Strategy to Save the Doomed "USA". It Worked. Since Then Mormonism Has Nepotistically Grown To Become The Modern USA's $150 Billion Dollar Fraud. This Original Chain of Events Is Outlined In The Following 42 Critical Points.

  1. After the 8 year long revolutionary war ended in 1783, the "United States of America" still faltered countless times in the following decades. Easterly landlocked colonial territories outlined on paper as "States" could not come together as "One Nation". Different military's, militias, brotherhoods, factions, factions within factions, slavery and counterfeit money bred constant chaos. For many periods over those following decades attacks from Great Britain, Spain, France, Mexico and the warring Indian tribes they supplied meant the easterly landlocked territories were doomed to be conquered by one nation or another. (Even Russiahad a trade presence on the west coast) Year in and year out, every day and every night, every primitive, easterly landlocked, colonial territory's survival was threatened. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)
  2. The Nation needed to expand West to save Freedom but the unorganized military was spread too thin. Some settlers made progress with peaceful Native American tribes yet wagon trains of settlers who dared to venture West were still violently slaughtered by warring Indian tribes. Young, old, no one was spared. Stories of the violent massacres kept many settlers held up in the landlocked territories. Other's fled back to England. Still others came. (1) (2)
  3. The guiding hand of a centuries old Scottish Brotherhood can be seen throughout the USA's founding decades. Known founding fathers George Washington (1732-1799), Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), Paul Revere (1735-1818), John Hancock (1736-1793) and others were members of the Brotherhood's different factions within factions spread across the territories. Hidden history reveals so much more about these founding fathers than many know. For example, George Washington still owned 300 slaves upon his death. Paul Revere was a master of metals and an entrepreneur and his clients included the US Government (1) (2). Dynamic Oligarch, Governor, Inventor and swimmer Benjamin Franklin (1) (2) might one day go down in history as a colonial version of Bruce Wayne/Batman. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5))
  4. Faraway on the other side of the globe, during the same time the revolutionary war was going on, England's Captain James Cook, a global explorer and close associate of the Brotherhood, led the discovery of what would become Hawaii. He saw firsthand how polygamy could grow a nation quickly. Word of the native island people and their bounty of ancestral legends, ocean going stories and treasure traveled around the globe and throughout the Brotherhood's ranks on both sides of the Atlantic. Among the native's Cook and his crew were first revered as immortals but about a year later Cook was attacked and killed as an imposter. This did not phase other explorers and visitors. Travel by ship to the islands became so familiar during colonial times that when conquering Hawaiian King Kamehameha passed away his drunken son LihoLiho, who carried the King's title in name only, traded away a substantial portion of the island's treasures for a yacht built by a Salem, Massachusetts family prominent in seafaring, politics and the military (Crowninshield). After the yacht reached the islands in 1820 it was extensively and expensively remodeled under LihoLiho's orders. It suspiciously sank in a Kauai bay less than two years later and LihoLiho suspiciously died on a peculiar, ill fated trip to Great Britain in 1824. (1) (2) (3)
  5. In the failing US Territories of the late 1700's and early 1800's, patriotic leaders prayed and planned and searched for ways to save the failed Nation. Guidance was sought. Plans were constantly suggested and evaluated. Different members of the Brotherhood secretly suggested laying the foundation for a massive religious following built by polygamy to successfully pave the way West so the failed Nation could expand and be saved.
  6. During this critical time, at least 14 stories of different people having similar "religious" experiences popped up around the territories. None of them created a great following. (1)
  7. During the 34 years spanning 1787-1821, the US's first 24 easterly landlocked states were formed on paper. However, 61% of these states were formed during the first 16 years of that period. For the last 18 years of that period, the pace of forming states had come to a violent halt with only 7 being formed. The chaotic territory known on paper as the "USA" was on the doorstep of imminent failure and what would become a quarter century blight where only two more states would be formed on paper. (1821-1845) (1)
  8. That 1821-1845 time period coincidentally also covers 99.9% of the time that the published, foundational beginnings of "Mormonism" occurred. 1820 is the published year of Joseph Smith's First Vision. 1847 is the published year Brigham Young strategically ordered his west coast bound following to suddenly stop in Mexico Territory at an enormous salt filled lake smack dab in the center of the American continent's untamed West. Even though it was in Mexico Territory at the time, the location of this Great Salt Lake was perfectly centralized in the continent's West and could serve as the doorstep to how the West could be won. Over the next 20 years after Brigham Young's arrival an estimated 60,000-70,000 faithful pioneers would follow. Many were followers of Mormonism. Many practiced polygamy. Many would be sent in all direction of the West to faithfully colonize strategic territories and pave the way for the Nation's armies (1).
  9. For nearly 195 years, Mormonism has surreptitiously weaved historical claims about a man named "Martin Harris" (1783-1875). Mormonism claims Harris was a humble farmer who's greedy wife left him after he mortgaged their family farm to faithfully pay today's equivalent of hundreds of thousands of dollars for the first publishing of the boy Joseph Smith's "The Book of Mormon" and that shortly after that economic failure and other critical founding roles Harris lost faith in Mormonism but later rejoined Mormonism in Utah at the very end of his 92 year long life. (1)) (2) Hidden history reveals that these claims about Harris ARE EXACTLY HOW HE WANTED IT. The purveyors of Mormonism go to great lengths to perpetuate these myths about Harris even today. If you don't accept the boy "Joseph Smith" as a child prophet who grew into a man prophet, Harris' purveyors of Mormonism want you to hate Joseph Smith as an impossible genius-con artist-pedophile so you fail to see the truth of who Harris really was and what Harris really did.
  10. "History is written by the victor" and the past two centuries demonstrate that Harris definitely was the victor. This is because in reality Harris' "greedy wife" "Lucy" was actually his child cousin. Yes she was a child. Yes she was his first cousin. She was 15 and he was 25 when he forced her to marry him. Yet within Mormonism story after story leaves this critical detail out. Additionally for one reason or another Lucy became partially deaf over the next 20 years. There is also at least one report that in addition to sexually abusing this child Harris also physically abused her. This is an indication of Harris' proclivity to control children. Harris eventually fathered 6 children) through Lucy's nubile womb. 28 years later and after being physically separated from Harris for years, Lucy suspiciously died at the age of 42. Weeks later then 52 year old Harris married 21 year old Caroline Young. A niece of Brigham Young. He fathered 7 children through here nubile womb.
  11. Like the Crowninshield's and other influential families throughout critical parts of the chaotic New England territories, The Harris family was also wealthy, well connected and zealously patriotic. With his father Nathan Harris, and his brothers (Emer and Preserved) Martin controlled hundreds of productive acres in the Palmyra, New York region with complex operations producing a river of revenue from livestock and linen. Martin Harris' father Nathan Harris and mother Rhoda Lapham Harris originally moved the Harris family to the Palmyra, New York area in 1796, 20 years before the poverty stricken Smith's would arrive practically on Harris' doorstep. (1) (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black)
  12. The white linen Martin produced was so exceptional that he won several awards for it. Since Mormonism's beginning days, the wearing of multiple layers of white clothing has been expected of followers. For decades manufacturing this clothing and selling it to followers has been a secret, multi-million dollar industry for Mormonism. The white clothing includes under garments for daily wear by males and females as well as outer garments for wear in private ceremonies. (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black)
  13. Harris was a zealous patriot. At 29 years old, four years after forcing his child cousin to marry him, he began regularly leaving his life of power, wealth and marriage as a "Harris" to regularly fight during the 3 years of "The War of 1812". ( "The War of 1812" was actually "The War of 1812-1815".) Harris was recognized as a leader and an honored war veteran at war's end. As an honored war veteran, is it safe to suggest that he became familiar with killing in the name of patriotism as wars require of brave men and women (1) ?
  14. Harris was a convincing story teller. He once got people to donate money for what he claimed would be used to support the Christian Greeks fighting the Turks. He also claimed Jesus appeared to him in the form of a deer and walked with him for a couple miles. He also claimed an incident regarding a flickering candle was the work of the devil. (1) (2))
  15. After the War of 1812, the well respected, wealthy, influential, honored, 33 year old Martin Harris was nominated to be "Road Overseer" in the Palmyra region. A position he controlled for the next 7 years. This included the 7 years it took to finally construct New England's Eerie Canal.
  16. The dynamic Harris was an influential supporter of the Eerie Canal and it's possible route. Harris made sure the route passed by he and his father's lands. This would expand their river of cash and operations to the eastern territories in exponential ways. This river of cash would be used by many to finance business and patriotic endeavors in the failed Nation. (1) Prior to the Eerie Canal "New York" was way down on the list of in-demand territorial ports. Historical economist's acknowledge that the Eerie Canal made New York the leading port and global economic powerhouse that it has been for nearly two centuries.
  17. The boy Joseph Smith Jr. was born December 23, 1805. The poverty stricken Smith family relocated 8 times in the chaotic New England area during Joseph's Smith Jr.'s first 10 years. If they were in Europe they may have been referred to as "gypsys". With Great Britain's latest attack and eventual retreat underway after the War of 1812, the Smith family with it's many sons of working age moved to Palmyra in 1816 in search of work on the controversial, to be built "Eerie Canal". (To this day, published Mormon history acts as if the Eerie Canal doesn't exist.)
  18. During these colonial decades, almost 1 in 5 children did not survive their first year. The Smith family was no exception. Although some children are not listed here in 1816 the living and to-be-born members of Smith family included Joseph Smith Sr. (father, 45, d. 1840), Lucy Mack Smith (Mother, 41, d. 1856), Alvin Smith (son, 18, d. 1823), Hyrum Smith (son, 16, d. 1844), Sophronia (daughter, 13, d. 1876), Joseph Smith Jr. (son, 10, d. 1844), Samuel Smith (son, 8 d. 1844), William Smith (son, 5, d. 1894), Katherine Smith (daughter, 3, d. 1900), Don Carlos (son, newborn, d. 1841). Lucy Smith would be born 5 years later, d. 1882). Shortly after arriving in the Palmyra region, the poverty stricken, uneducated Smith family took over a primitive cabin less than 1 mile from Harris's lands that bordered the future route of Eerie Canal. This was the Smith family's 8th move in Joseph Smith Jr.'s 10 years. After moving so many times, they absolutely moved here to gain work on the Eerie Canal. This move would be the families last. Mother Lucy Smith would bury all but one Smith male during the first 25 years of Mormonism's beginnings. (1)
  19. Harris was 22 years older than Joseph Smith. As a well known, wealthy local and "Road Overseer" who regularly hired local boys and men to work on his own lands, Harris met the Smith family with it's many sons around 1816 when Smith's moved to Palmyra. Harris did not live within 1 mile of the Smith family for 8 or 10 years before meeting them as Mormon history weaves. Harris likely learned of the arrival of the Smith family within days of their arrival to Palmyra through longtime Palmyra residents including the resident who owned the tiny primitive cabin the large Smith family moved into. (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black, map, page 6)
  20. Within published Mormonism there are also conflicting accounts spanning three violent chaotic colonial years when Martin Harris met "Joseph Smith". Some accounts claim it was 1824, some claim it was 1827. This would have been when Joseph Smith was 18...or 21. Another ignored, critical discrepancy. (1) (2)
  21. In the early 1800, as years of chaotic uncertainty unfolded, for one reason or another Harris appropriated the Brotherhood's patriotic goals for the Nation for himself. Among other things he knew of the other religious experiences told by others around the territories. (Harris would eventually become related by marriage to one of the story tellers). Harris saw that a young mans voice was needed for a following to catch on. For that, the powerful Harris chose a young many to be a voice of his own. This voice was that of 18 year old Alvin Smith). However, as Harris laid the ground work for his patriotic cause over the next 4 years, headstrong Alvin resisted. Because Hyrum was also older than 18 after those 4 years and like Alvin would have been privy to some of the Brotherhood's publishing's and ceremonies that Harris borrowed (or stole) from, Harris skipped choosing Hyrum as a potential "voice" and chose Joseph, the dynamic, naïve, uneducated, friendly, 14 year old boy who walked with a limp. This is now the year 1820 and is when the boy Joseph's published stories begin. 4 years later though, Alvin was engaged to be married and saw potential for the Smith's without their dependence on the Harris' for work. He began to interfere with the powerful Harris' grooming and temptations of the impressionable Joseph. With the fate of the Nation at stake and no more time to find another voice amid Joseph's waiverings growing ever more critical as he too approached the age of 18, the wealthy, zealous, altruistic, powerful, patriotic Harris ordered Alvin's murder . It was just four and a half weeks before Joseph's 18th birthday. After Alvin's death, Harris used threats towards other Smith family members to ensure Joseph would not waiver. Fearing for the rest of his family and now 3 year old little Lucy, and with no "911" to call and no one else to come to their aid, 17 year old Joseph and the rest of the Smith family would become Harris' emotional hostages for the next two decades. Just like Harris had done with his child cousin who he forced to marry him, Harris had gained control of the boy Joseph and the Smiths.
  22. The powerful Harris, his father and their faction, ("The Men Who Visit") continued freely catalyzing Mormonism and the Book of Mormon from the Brotherhood's materials. They also used materials from forced and unforced sources including authors of 6 previous publications (#3). In their zeal, with their power, influence and use of violence they were able to greatly reduce the prominence of the publications they borrowed and stole from.
  23. Mormonism's publishings indicate "The Book of Mormon" was originally a 30-60 pound heavy stack of gold plates discovered in a sealed box under a boulder and that the box also included a sword (The Sword of Laban), a spherical compass (The Liahona) and a breast plate with a pair of primitive glasses attached to it. Publishing's indicate that translation of the engraved writings on the plates occurred by Joseph Smith without him looking at the plates but instead by Joseph wearing the Urim and Thummim and iterating out loud the words that appeared to him. If he didn't want to use the plates, he could also use a black stone he had been led to. If he didn't want to use the black stone, he could use a white stone he already had. (1). A scribe who was either his first wife Emma, Martin Harris, David Whitmer or Oliver Cowdery. (2)
  24. Harris' reputation for being wealthy was well known enough that in 1833 he was sued and jailed for $1000 (what some would say is today's economic equivalent of $500,000) by a young woman for publicly saying she had a "bastard child". In that day women couldn't sue a man alone so the suit was brought by a male friend of the woman. Harris posted bail and left. The suit was quietly dismissed under the claim that the woman was already "scandalous" prior to her claims against the well known Harris. (Link available by download through google search "the imprisonment of Martin Harris").
  25. During the following years under Harris control, naive Joseph resisted at times. Joseph tried to break free at times. Joseph sought funding for his own militia. Joseph spoke in code to his militia. As a victim, out of survival or as an eventual participant, Joseph absolutely made mistakes.
  26. A city was built around Mormonism. Harris and his endless river of cash and connections from the Eerie Canal was never far away. Day by day Harris' barges on the Eerie Canal sent one fortune of goods after another to the eastern territories. At the port of New York, the empty barges were loaded with immigrants grateful to have some place inland to go. Stories of the American Bible gave them something to believe in. For one reason or another, many of these early male, female and child immigrants were from Scotland...
  27. Harris and his faction forced Joseph to claim that 24 different angels appeared to Joseph including Adam, Moses, Noah and other biblical characters.
  28. Harris' self-fulfilling prophecy involving patriotically well-connected aristocrats Charles Anthon, Luther Bradish and Samuel L. Mitchell. Note that Bradish was a literary agent of profound, well educated early American author James Fenimore Cooper. Cooper is the author of "The Leatherstocking Tales", "The Last of the Mohicans" and other known titles. Cooper was also a midshipman in the US Navy who was very familiar with the working of ocean vessels. Like Benjamin Franklin, Cooper was known for his intellect and occasionally mischievous creativity. (1) "The Book of Mormon" contains ocean going stories (1) (2). Like Harris, Bradish also fought in the "War of 1812". These are just a few of the critical circles of influence needed to catalyze something like "The Book of Mormon" and Mormonism and to see it through to fruition while minimizing and eliminating obstacles along the way. These are the kind of critical circles of influence that a naive, uneducated, poor, handicapped, gypsy boy from a new-to-the-neighborhood family just did not have.
  29. In 1844, with thousands of immigrant and American born followers spread across many New England territories and elsewhere, Harris secretly ordered Joseph to began preparations to lead Mormonism's followers from Nauvoo into the West to save the failed USA. Instead, the naive Joseph believed he could save the failed USA by becoming President of the USA himself. Believing he was finally too powerful for Harris to kill him, Joseph publicly announced his campaign for President of the USA. With no time to spare, the zealous, patriotic Harris immediately ordered the murder of Joseph Smith and two of his three remaining brothers. Within weeks of Joseph's presidential announcement Joseph and his older brother Hyrum were arrested and killed within days (June 27, 1844). With thousands of followers, his own militia and the bounties of an entire growing city at his fingertips, Joseph allowed himself to be arrested believing that he and Harris would reconcile. After Joseph and Hyrum's murder however, in an insidious taunt to other less heinous factions who's attempts failed to gain a following and to remove all obstacles at seeing his own faction's plans through, Harris ordered the murder of younger brother Samuel Smith 33 days later (July 30, 1844). The number 33 is significant within the Brotherhood. For one reason or another Harris spared the Smith females (Mother Lucy Mack, daughter's Sophronia, Katherine, Lucy) and the youngest living Smith son at the time William. In all, 6 Smith male family members including Alvin (murder), Joseph Smith Sr. (suspicious), Don Carlos (illness), Hyrum (murder), Joseph (murder) and Samuel (murder) died during the Lord's careful "Restoration of the Gospel".
  30. After Joseph's unbelievable, tragic and violent murder Mormonism split into multiple groups with several different leaders emerging. Some believed in polygamy some didn't. 1) Brigham eventually led the majority into the West. 2) Joseph's family and first wife Emma stayed in Nauvoo. 3) Other followers went to Philadelphia. 4) Others went on a ship to sail to the continent's west coast with Samuel Brannan (who pulled a page from Benjamin Franklin's book of propaganda and sensationalism and started the gold rush of 1849 by publishing reports of gold in the area in eastern markets. Brannan is recognized by many as the west coast's first millionaire although not from "gold". Like many others in Mormonism's founding days publishings indicate Brannan was also eventually "exiled" from Mormonism). 5) Other's followed James Strange (Strange was Harris' back up plan in case Brigham was killed or failed. Strange led a following to northern territories on the Great Lakes. Harris was never far away from Strange. Strange eventually also produced "writings" from plates he claimed he was led to. (Harris is noted within Mormon history as being responsible for "losing" 116 pages of writings Joseph produced). Strange was murdered 9 years after Brigham Young stopped his following at the salt lake in the center of the West and the West was won.
  31. During this period other people would mysteriously die or disappear. Harris and/or people claiming to be associated with the US Government were never far away. (1)
  32. Within two years of Mormonism conquering the West, US states started being formed on paper again. This ended the quarter century blight that began shortly before Mormonism's founding days. (1)
  33. When it came time for Brigham Young to commission a statue to commemorate Mormonism's settling of "Salt Lake City" and to be placed at the entrance to his expansive "Utah Territory" property instead of choosing an angel Moroni, a figure of Joseph, or anything related to Mormonism he chose an eagle on top of a 5-pointed star. This statue commemorating the "Gate for the Eagle" became known as "The Eagles Gate". These symbols acknowledged the conquering of the American continent's West by Freemasonry under the banner of the USA. Although the "Eagle" has always been highly visible, the "Star" is seldom mentioned publicly but is clearly visible in person and in many images. This Star is also used throughout Mormonism's early ecclesiastical buildings. Note that in the 1970's some groups with nefarious purposes adopted the 5-pointed star ("pentagram") as a purported satanic symbol however among different uses related to the USA, it had been used for over a century to also represent the rising Eastern Star.
  34. Between his 15 year old child cousin bride Lucy (10 years his junior) and his mysterious bride Caroline (29 years his junior), Martin Harris fathered 13 living children through the two females nubile wombs. Today there are 13 secret corporations that control Mormonism's $100 billion dollars.
  35. Images of Martin Harris in his later years (1870) show him holding a staff with a serpant's head. 116 years before, Benjamin Franklin used a serpant as patriotic imagery (1754).
  36. Although images of just about everyone else in Mormonism's founding days exist, Mormonism maintains that no images of Joseph Smith exist. Instead, they elect to use handsome cartoon renderings of Joseph Smith that generate millions of dollars in revenue every year. This is while Mormonism also ignores reports of at least one photograph and forensic science that indicates a less sensationalized image of Joseph Smith. Naturally, this image also demonstrates more family semblance with Alvin Smith than the cartoon images do.
  37. Of all figures in Mormonism's beginnings the grave marker of the forgotten Martin Harris is by far the most substantial. Joseph Smith doesn't even have his own marker. His is shared with his brother Hyrum and his first wife Emma even though Emma married a non-Mormon on Joseph Smith's birthday 3 years later. Mormonism goes to great lengths to hide Emma's marriage to a non-mormon after Joseph's murder especially with the critical role of Emma that has been weaved throughout Mormonism and the translation.
  38. Polygamy openly continued for over 60 years before being renounced so Utah could officially become a State. Polygamy continued privately for decades and continues still in many ways due to Mormonism maintaining spiritual polygamy.
  39. Mormonism openly practicing racism until 1978.
  40. Nepotistic connections through blood or marriage existed throughout Mormonism's founding days with the 3 witnesses and the 8 witnesses and continues today. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5). Note that of the "3 Witnesses" Martin Harris was one. One was also a "Whitmer". 4 of the "8 Witnesses" were Whitmer's. "Hyrum Page" of the "8 Witnesses" was married to a Whitmer. Joseph Smith's father and two brothers make up the rest of the "8". All most all of the witnesses eventually left Mormonism but out of fear of retribution from Harris' faction they never recanted their stories or roles in Mormonism.
  41. Today Mormonism is a nepotistic (1) (2) (3) (4) $150 Billion tax-free corporation masquerading as a "religion". It owns influential roles in companies you know and use everyday. $100 Billion of that ill-gotten wealth places Mormonism among the top 5 of the largest cash reserves in the USA. Additional billions are held in real estate development (one example), media control (NBC-UTAH), the USA's largest cattle producer, the USA's largest nut producer, Universities in Utah, Idaho and Hawaii (BYU) and billions of dollars more in tax free capital raising buildings disguised as chapels, temples and other "ecclesiastical" buildings. Even though Mormonism continues to have lie after lie revealed about it, it maintains disturbing nepotistic control over the State of Utah and it's political, legal, municipal, educational and media offices as well as it's global at-risk "volunteer" force of tens of thousands of teenagers).
  42. If Mormonism doesn't seem like an insidious regime yet this link should make it perfectly clear.
This all means that Today, Utah's population of 3 million people and millions of others around the globe are subject to a nepotistic, evil regime and are in DESPERATE need of rescue by the Federal Government.
MR. PRESIDENT PLEASE HELP US!
"Save Utah Save The Nation"
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2020.07.23 16:25 VoxChiasmus Utah's Mormonism is The Deep State

TL;DR - A Colonial Military Cult Disguised As a Religion Saved the Failed USA Then Nepotistically Grew To Become The Modern USA's $100 Billion Dollar Regime: 42 Facts.

  1. After the 8 year long revolutionary war ended in 1783, the "United States of America" still faltered countless times in the coming decades. Easterly landlocked colonial territories outlined on paper as "States" could not come together as "One Nation". Different military's, militias, brotherhoods, factions, factions within factions, slavery and counterfeit money bred constant chaos. For many periods over those following decades attacks from Great Britain, Spain, France, Mexico and the warring Indian tribes they supplied meant the easterly landlocked territories were doomed to be conquered by one nation or another. (Even Russia had a trade presence on the west coast) Year in and year out, every day and every night, every primitive, easterly landlocked, colonial territory's survival was threatened. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)
  2. The Nation needed to expand West to save Freedom but the unorganized military was spread too thin. Some settlers made progress with peaceful Native American tribes yet wagon trains of settlers who dared to venture West were still violently slaughtered by warring Indian tribes. Young, old, no one was spared. Stories of the violent massacres kept many settlers held up in the landlocked territories. Other's fled back to England. Still others came. (1) (2)
  3. The guiding hand of a centuries old Scottish Brotherhood can be seen throughout the USA's founding decades. Known founding fathers George Washington (1732-1799), Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), Paul Revere (1735-1818), John Hancock (1736-1793) and others were members of the Brotherhood's different factions within factions spread across the territories. Hidden history reveals so much more about these founding fathers than many know. For example, George Washington still owned 300 slaves upon his death. Paul Revere was a master of metals and an entrepreneur and his clients included the US Government (1) (2). Dynamic Oligarch, Governor, Inventor and swimmer Benjamin Franklin (1) (2) might one day go down in history as a colonial version of Bruce Wayne/Batman. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5))
  4. Faraway on the other side of the globe, during the same time the revolutionary war was going on, England's Captain James Cook, a global explorer and close associate of the Brotherhood, led the discovery of what would become Hawaii. He saw firsthand how polygamy could grow a nation quickly. Word of the native island people and their bounty of ancestral legends, ocean going stories and treasure traveled around the globe and throughout the Brotherhood's ranks on both sides of the Atlantic. Among the native's Cook and his crew were first revered as immortals but about a year later Cook was attacked and killed as an imposter. This did not phase other explorers and visitors. Travel by ship to the islands became so familiar during colonial times that when conquering Hawaiian King Kamehameha passed away his drunken son LihoLiho, who carried the King's title in name only, traded away a substantial portion of the island's treasures for a yacht built by a Salem, Massachusetts family prominent in seafaring, politics and the military (Crowninshield). After the yacht reached the islands in 1820 it was extensively and expensively remodeled under LihoLiho's orders. It suspiciously sank in a Kauai bay less than two years later and LihoLiho suspiciously died on a peculiar, ill fated trip to Great Britain in 1824. (1) (2) (3)
  5. In the failing US Territories of the late 1700's and early 1800's, patriotic leaders prayed and planned and searched for ways to save the failed Nation. Guidance was sought. Plans were constantly suggested and evaluated. Different members of the Brotherhood secretly suggested laying the foundation for a massive religious following built by polygamy to successfully pave the way West so the failed Nation could expand and be saved.
  6. During this critical time, at least 14 stories of different people having similar "religious" experiences popped up around the territories. None of them created a great following. (1)
  7. During the 34 years spanning 1787-1821, the US's first 24 easterly landlocked states were formed on paper. However, 61% of these states were formed during the first 16 years of that period. For the last 18 years of that period, the pace of forming states had come to a violent halt with only 7 being formed. The chaotic territory known on paper as the "USA" was on the doorstep of imminent failure and what would become a quarter century blight where only two more states would be formed on paper. (1821-1845) (1)
  8. That 1821-1845 time period coincidentally also covers 99.9% of the time that the published, foundational beginnings of "Mormonism" occurred. 1820 is the published year of Joseph Smith's First Vision. 1847 is the published year Brigham Young strategically ordered his west coast bound following to suddenly stop in Mexico Territory at an enormous salt filled lake smack dab in the center of the American continent's untamed West. Even though it was in Mexico Territory at the time, the location of this Great Salt Lake was perfectly centralized in the continent's West and could serve as the doorstep to how the West could be won. Over the next 20 years after Brigham Young's arrival an estimated 60,000-70,000 faithful pioneers would follow. Many were followers of Mormonism. Many practiced polygamy. Many would be sent in all direction of the West to faithfully colonize strategic territories and pave the way for the Nation's armies (1).
  9. For nearly 195 years, Mormonism has surreptitiously weaved historical claims about a man named "Martin Harris" (1783-1875). Mormonism claims Harris was a humble farmer who's greedy wife left him after he mortgaged their family farm to faithfully pay today's equivalent of hundreds of thousands of dollars for the first publishing of the boy Joseph Smith's "The Book of Mormon" and that shortly after that economic failure and other critical founding roles Harris lost faith in Mormonism but later rejoined Mormonism in Utah at the very end of his 92 year long life. (1)) (2) Hidden history reveals that these claims about Harris ARE EXACTLY HOW HE WANTED IT. The purveyors of Mormonism go to great lengths to perpetuate these myths about Harris even today. If you don't accept the boy "Joseph Smith" as a child prophet who grew into a man prophet, Harris' purveyors of Mormonism want you to hate Joseph Smith as an impossible genius-con artist-pedophile so you fail to see the truth of who Harris really was and what Harris really did.
  10. "History is written by the victor" and the past two centuries demonstrate that Harris definitely was the victor. This is because in reality Harris' "greedy wife" "Lucy" was actually his child cousin. Yes she was a child. Yes she was his first cousin. She was 15 and he was 25 when he forced her to marry him. Yet within Mormonism story after story leaves this critical detail out. Additionally for one reason or another Lucy became partially deaf over the next 20 years. There is also at least one report that in addition to sexually abusing this child Harris also physically abused her. This is an indication of Harris' proclivity to control children. Harris eventually fathered 6 children) through Lucy's nubile womb. 28 years later and after being physically separated from Harris for years, Lucy suspiciously died at the age of 42. Weeks later then 52 year old Harris married 21 year old Caroline Young. A niece of Brigham Young. He fathered 7 children through here nubile womb.
  11. Like the Crowninshield's and other influential families throughout critical parts of the chaotic New England territories, The Harris family was also wealthy, well connected and zealously patriotic. With his father Nathan Harris, and his brothers (Emer and Preserved) Martin controlled hundreds of productive acres in the Palmyra, New York region with complex operations producing a river of revenue from livestock and linen. Martin Harris' father Nathan Harris and mother Rhoda Lapham Harris originally moved the Harris family to the Palmyra, New York area in 1796, 20 years before the poverty stricken Smith's would arrive practically on Harris' doorstep. (1) (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black)
  12. The white linen Martin produced was so exceptional that he won several awards for it. Since Mormonism's beginning days, the wearing of multiple layers of white clothing has been expected of followers. For decades manufacturing this clothing and selling it to followers has been a secret, multi-million dollar industry for Mormonism. The white clothing includes under garments for daily wear by males and females as well as outer garments for wear in private ceremonies. (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black)
  13. Harris was a zealous patriot. At 29 years old, four years after forcing his child cousin to marry him, he began regularly leaving his life of power, wealth and marriage as a "Harris" to regularly fight during the 3 years of "The War of 1812". ( "The War of 1812" was actually "The War of 1812-1815".) Harris was recognized as a leader and an honored war veteran at war's end. As an honored war veteran, is it safe to suggest that he became familiar with killing in the name of patriotism as wars require of brave men and women (1) ?
  14. Harris was a convincing story teller. He once got people to donate money for what he claimed would be used to support the Christian Greeks fighting the Turks. He also claimed Jesus appeared to him in the form of a deer and walked with him for a couple miles. He also claimed an incident regarding a flickering candle was the work of the devil. (1) (2))
  15. After the War of 1812, the well respected, wealthy, influential, honored, 33 year old Martin Harris was nominated to be "Road Overseer" in the Palmyra region. A position he controlled for the next 7 years. This included the 7 years it took to finally construct New England's Eerie Canal.
  16. The dynamic Harris was an influential supporter of the Eerie Canal and it's possible route. Harris made sure the route passed by he and his father's lands. This would expand their river of cash and operations to the eastern territories in exponential ways. This river of cash would be used by many to finance business and patriotic endeavors in the failed Nation. (1) Prior to the Eerie Canal "New York" was way down on the list of in-demand territorial ports. Historical economist's acknowledge that the Eerie Canal made New York the leading port and global economic powerhouse that it has been for nearly two centuries.
  17. The boy Joseph Smith Jr. was born December 23, 1805. The poverty stricken Smith family relocated 8 times in the chaotic New England area during Joseph's Smith Jr.'s first 10 years. If they were in Europe they may have been referred to as "gypsys". With Great Britain's latest attack and eventual retreat underway after the War of 1812, the Smith family with it's many sons of working age moved to Palmyra in 1816 in search of work on the controversial, to be built "Eerie Canal". (To this day, published Mormon history acts as if the Eerie Canal doesn't exist.)
  18. During these colonial decades, almost 1 in 5 children did not survive their first year. The Smith family was no exception. Although some children are not listed here in 1816 the living and to-be-born members of Smith family included Joseph Smith Sr. (father, 45, d. 1840), Lucy Mack Smith (Mother, 41, d. 1856), Alvin Smith (son, 18, d. 1823), Hyrum Smith (son, 16, d. 1844), Sophronia (daughter, 13, d. 1876), Joseph Smith Jr. (son, 10, d. 1844), Samuel Smith (son, 8 d. 1844), William Smith (son, 5, d. 1894), Katherine Smith (daughter, 3, d. 1900), Don Carlos (son, newborn, d. 1841). Lucy Smith would be born 5 years later, d. 1882). Shortly after arriving in the Palmyra region, the poverty stricken, uneducated Smith family took over a primitive cabin less than 1 mile from Harris's lands that bordered the future route of Eerie Canal. This was the Smith family's 8th move in Joseph Smith Jr.'s 10 years. After moving so many times, they absolutely moved here to gain work on the Eerie Canal. This move would be the families last. Mother Lucy Smith would bury all but one Smith male during the first 25 years of Mormonism's beginnings. (1)
  19. Harris was 22 years older than Joseph Smith. As a well known, wealthy local and "Road Overseer" who regularly hired local boys and men to work on his own lands, Harris met the Smith family with it's many sons around 1816 when Smith's moved to Palmyra. Harris did not live within 1 mile of the Smith family for 8 or 10 years before meeting them as Mormon history weaves. Harris likely learned of the arrival of the Smith family within days of their arrival to Palmyra through longtime Palmyra residents including the resident who owned the tiny primitive cabin the large Smith family moved into. (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black, map, page 6)
  20. Within published Mormonism there are also conflicting accounts spanning three violent chaotic colonial years when Martin Harris met "Joseph Smith". Some accounts claim it was 1824, some claim it was 1827. This would have been when Joseph Smith was 18...or 21. Another ignored, critical discrepancy. (1) (2)
  21. In the early 1800, as years of chaotic uncertainty unfolded, for one reason or another Harris appropriated the Brotherhood's patriotic goals for the Nation for himself. Among other things he knew of the other religious experiences told by others around the territories. (Harris would eventually become related by marriage to one of the story tellers). Harris saw that a young mans voice was needed for a following to catch on. For that, the powerful Harris chose a young many to be a voice of his own. This voice was that of 18 year old Alvin Smith). However, as Harris laid the ground work for his patriotic cause over the next 4 years, headstrong Alvin resisted. Because Hyrum was also older than 18 after those 4 years and like Alvin would have been privy to some of the Brotherhood's publishing's and ceremonies that Harris borrowed (or stole) from, Harris skipped choosing Hyrum as a potential "voice" and chose Joseph, the dynamic, naïve, uneducated, friendly, 14 year old boy who walked with a limp. This is now the year 1820 and is when the boy Joseph's published stories begin. 4 years later though, Alvin was engaged to be married and saw potential for the Smith's without their dependence on the Harris' for work. He began to interfere with the powerful Harris' grooming and temptations of the impressionable Joseph. With the fate of the Nation at stake and no more time to find another voice amid Joseph's waiverings growing ever more critical as he too approached the age of 18, the wealthy, zealous, altruistic, powerful, patriotic Harris ordered Alvin's murder . It was just four and a half weeks before Joseph's 18th birthday. After Alvin's death, Harris used threats towards other Smith family members to ensure Joseph would not waiver. Fearing for the rest of his family and now 3 year old little Lucy, and with no "911" to call and no one else to come to their aid, 17 year old Joseph and the rest of the Smith family would become Harris' emotional hostages for the next two decades. Just like Harris had done with his child cousin who he forced to marry him, Harris had gained control of the boy Joseph and the Smiths.
  22. The powerful Harris, his father and their faction, ("The Men Who Visit") continued freely catalyzing Mormonism and the Book of Mormon from the Brotherhood's materials. They also used materials from forced and unforced sources including authors of 6 previous publications (#3). In their zeal, with their power, influence and use of violence they were able to greatly reduce the prominence of the publications they borrowed and stole from.
  23. Mormonism's publishings indicate "The Book of Mormon" was originally a 30-60 pound heavy stack of gold plates discovered in a sealed box under a boulder and that the box also included a sword (The Sword of Laban), a spherical compass (The Liahona) and a breast plate with a pair of primitive glasses attached to it. Publishing's indicate that translation of the engraved writings on the plates occurred by Joseph Smith without him looking at the plates but instead by Joseph wearing the Urim and Thummim and iterating out loud the words that appeared to him. If he didn't want to use the plates, he could also use a black stone he had been led to. If he didn't want to use the black stone, he could use a white stone he already had. (1). A scribe who was either his first wife Emma, Martin Harris, David Whitmer or Oliver Cowdery. (2)
  24. Harris' reputation for being wealthy was well known enough that in 1833 he was sued and jailed for $1000 (what some would say is today's economic equivalent of $500,000) by a young woman for publicly saying she had a "bastard child". In that day women couldn't sue a man alone so the suit was brought by a male friend of the woman. Harris posted bail and left. The suit was quietly dismissed under the claim that the woman was already "scandalous" prior to her claims against the well known Harris. (Link available by download through google search "the imprisonment of Martin Harris").
  25. During the following years under Harris control, naive Joseph resisted at times. Joseph tried to break free at times. Joseph sought funding for his own militia. Joseph spoke in code to his militia. As a victim, out of survival or as an eventual participant, Joseph absolutely made mistakes.
  26. A city was built around Mormonism. Harris and his endless river of cash and connections from the Eerie Canal was never far away. Day by day Harris' barges on the Eerie Canal sent one fortune of goods after another to the eastern territories. At the port of New York, the empty barges were loaded with immigrants grateful to have some place inland to go. Stories of the American Bible gave them something to believe in. For one reason or another, many of these early male, female and child immigrants were from Scotland...
  27. Harris and his faction forced Joseph to claim that 24 different angels appeared to Joseph including Adam, Moses, Noah and other biblical characters.
  28. Harris' self-fulfilling prophecy involving patriotically well-connected aristocrats Charles Anthon, Luther Bradish and Samuel L. Mitchell. Note that Bradish was a literary agent of profound, well educated early American author James Fenimore Cooper. Cooper is the author of "The Leatherstocking Tales", "The Last of the Mohicans" and other known titles. Cooper was also a midshipman in the US Navy who was very familiar with the working of ocean vessels. Like Benjamin Franklin, Cooper was known for his intellect and occasionally mischievous creativity. (1) "The Book of Mormon" contains ocean going stories (1) (2). Like Harris, Bradish also fought in the "War of 1812". These are just a few of the critical circles of influence needed to catalyze something like "The Book of Mormon" and Mormonism and to see it through to fruition while minimizing and eliminating obstacles along the way. These are the kind of critical circles of influence that a naive, uneducated, poor, handicapped, gypsy boy from a new-to-the-neighborhood family just did not have.
  29. In 1844, with thousands of immigrant and American born followers spread across many New England territories and elsewhere, Harris secretly ordered Joseph to began preparations to lead Mormonism's followers from Nauvoo into the West to save the failed USA. Instead, the naive Joseph believed he could save the failed USA by becoming President of the USA himself. Believing he was finally too powerful for Harris to kill him, Joseph publicly announced his campaign for President of the USA. With no time to spare, the zealous, patriotic Harris immediately ordered the murder of Joseph Smith and two of his three remaining brothers. Within weeks of Joseph's presidential announcement Joseph and his older brother Hyrum were arrested and killed within days (June 27, 1844). With thousands of followers, his own militia and the bounties of an entire growing city at his fingertips, Joseph allowed himself to be arrested believing that he and Harris would reconcile. After Joseph and Hyrum's murder however, in an insidious taunt to other less heinous factions who's attempts failed to gain a following and to remove all obstacles at seeing his own faction's plans through, Harris ordered the murder of younger brother Samuel Smith 33 days later (July 30, 1844). The number 33 is significant within the Brotherhood. For one reason or another Harris spared the Smith females (Mother Lucy Mack, daughter's Sophronia, Katherine, Lucy) and the youngest living Smith son at the time William. In all, 6 Smith male family members including Alvin (murder), Joseph Smith Sr. (suspicious), Don Carlos (illness), Hyrum (murder), Joseph (murder) and Samuel (murder) died during the Lord's careful "Restoration of the Gospel".
  30. After Joseph's unbelievable, tragic and violent murder Mormonism split into multiple groups with several different leaders emerging. Some believed in polygamy some didn't. 1) Brigham eventually led the majority into the West. 2) Joseph's family and first wife Emma stayed in Nauvoo. 3) Other followers went to Philadelphia. 4) Others went on a ship to sail to the continent's west coast with Samuel Brannan (who pulled a page from Benjamin Franklin's book of propaganda and sensationalism and started the gold rush of 1849 by publishing reports of gold in the area in eastern markets. Brannan is recognized by many as the west coast's first millionaire although not from "gold". Like many others in Mormonism's founding days publishings indicate Brannan was also eventually "exiled" from Mormonism). 5) Other's followed James Strange (Strange was Harris' back up plan in case Brigham was killed or failed. Strange led a following to northern territories on the Great Lakes. Harris was never far away from Strange. Strange eventually also produced "writings" from plates he claimed he was led to. (Harris is noted within Mormon history as being responsible for "losing" 116 pages of writings Joseph produced). Strange was murdered 9 years after Brigham Young stopped his following at the salt lake in the center of the West and the West was won.
  31. During this period other people would mysteriously die or disappear. Harris and/or people claiming to be associated with the US Government were never far away. (1)
  32. Within two years of Mormonism conquering the West, US states started being formed on paper again. This ended the quarter century blight that began shortly before Mormonism's founding days. (1)
  33. When it came time for Brigham Young to commission a statue to commemorate Mormonism's settling of "Salt Lake City" and to be placed at the entrance to his expansive "Utah Territory" property instead of choosing an angel Moroni, a figure of Joseph, or anything related to Mormonism he chose an eagle on top of a 5-pointed star. This statue commemorating the "Gate for the Eagle" became known as "The Eagles Gate". These symbols acknowledged the conquering of the American continent's West by Freemasonry under the banner of the USA. Although the "Eagle" has always been highly visible, the "Star" is seldom mentioned publicly but is clearly visible in person and in many images. This Star is also used throughout Mormonism's early ecclesiastical buildings. Note that in the 1970's some groups with nefarious purposes adopted the 5-pointed star ("pentagram") as a purported satanic symbol however among different uses related to the USA, it had been used for over a century to also represent the rising Eastern Star.
  34. Between his 15 year old child cousin bride Lucy (10 years his junior) and his mysterious bride Caroline (29 years his junior), Martin Harris fathered 13 living children through the two females nubile wombs. Today there are 13 secret corporations that control Mormonism's $100 billion dollars.
  35. Images of Martin Harris in his later years (1870) show him holding a staff with a serpant's head. 116 years before, Benjamin Franklin used a serpant as patriotic imagery (1754).
  36. Although images of just about everyone else in Mormonism's founding days exist, Mormonism maintains that no images of Joseph Smith exist. Instead, they elect to use handsome cartoon renderings of Joseph Smith that generate millions of dollars in revenue every year. This is while Mormonism also ignores reports of at least one photograph and forensic science that indicates a less sensationalized image of Joseph Smith. Naturally, this image also demonstrates more family semblance with Alvin Smith than the cartoon images do.
  37. Of all figures in Mormonism's beginnings the grave marker of the forgotten Martin Harris is by far the most substantial. Joseph Smith doesn't even have his own marker. His is shared with his brother Hyrum and his first wife Emma even though Emma married a non-Mormon on Joseph Smith's birthday 3 years later. Mormonism goes to great lengths to hide Emma's marriage to a non-mormon after Joseph's murder especially with the critical role of Emma that has been weaved throughout Mormonism and the translation.
  38. Polygamy openly continued for over 60 years before being renounced so Utah could officially become a State. Polygamy continued privately for decades and continues still in many ways due to Mormonism maintaining spiritual polygamy.
  39. Mormonism openly practicing racism until 1978.
  40. Nepotistic connections through blood or marriage existed throughout Mormonism's founding days with the 3 witnesses and the 8 witnesses and continues today. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5). Note that of the "3 Witnesses" Martin Harris was one. One was also a "Whitmer". 4 of the "8 Witnesses" were Whitmer's. "Hyrum Page" of the "8 Witnesses" was married to a Whitmer. Joseph Smith's father and two brothers make up the rest of the "8". All most all of the witnesses eventually left Mormonism but out of fear of retribution from Harris' faction they never recanted their stories or roles in Mormonism.
  41. Today Mormonism is a nepotistic (1) (2) (3) (4) $150 Billion tax-free corporation masquerading as a "religion". It owns influential roles in companies you know and use everyday. $100 Billion of that ill-gotten wealth places Mormonism among the top 5 of the largest cash reserves in the USA. Additional billions are held in real estate development (one example), media control (NBC-UTAH), the USA's largest cattle producer, the USA's largest nut producer, Universities in Utah, Idaho and Hawaii (BYU) and billions of dollars more in tax free capital raising buildings disguised as chapels, temples and other "ecclesiastical" buildings. Even though Mormonism continues to have lie after lie revealed about it, it maintains disturbing nepotistic control over the State of Utah and it's political, legal, municipal, educational and media offices as well as it's global at-risk "volunteer" force of tens of thousands of teenagers).
  42. If Mormonism doesn't seem like an insidious regime yet this link should make it perfectly clear.

This all means that Today, Utah's population of 3 million people and millions of others around the globe are subject to a nepotistic, evil regime and are in DESPERATE need of rescue by the Federal Government.
MR. PRESIDENT PLEASE HELP US!
"Save Utah Save The Nation"
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2020.07.22 23:44 VoxChiasmus 42 Reasons A Colonial Military Cult Disguised As a Religion Saved the Failed USA Then Nepotistically Grew To Become A Modern Evil Regime With $100 Billion At It's Fingertips.

  1. After the 8 year long revolutionary war ended in 1783, the "United States of America" still faltered countless times in the coming decades. Easterly landlocked colonial territories outlined on paper as "States" could not come together as "One Nation". Different military's, militias, brotherhoods, factions, factions within factions, slavery and counterfeit money bred constant chaos. For many periods over those following decades attacks from Great Britain, Spain, France, Mexico and the warring Indian tribes they supplied meant the easterly landlocked territories were doomed to be conquered by one nation or another. (Even Russia had a trade presence on the west coast) Year in and year out, every day and every night, every primitive, easterly landlocked, colonial territory's survival was threatened. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

  1. The Nation needed to expand West to save Freedom but the unorganized military was spread too thin. Some settlers made progress with peaceful Native American tribes yet wagon trains of settlers who dared to venture West were still violently slaughtered by warring Indian tribes. Young, old, no one was spared. Stories of the violent massacres kept many settlers held up in the landlocked territories. Other's fled back to England. Still others came. (1) (2)

  1. The guiding hand of a centuries old Scottish Brotherhood can be seen throughout the USA's founding decades. Known founding fathers George Washington (1732-1799), Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), Paul Revere (1735-1818), John Hancock (1736-1793) and others were members of the Brotherhood's different factions within factions spread across the territories. Hidden history reveals so much more about these founding fathers than many know. For example, George Washington still owned 300 slaves upon his death. Paul Revere was a master of metals and an entrepreneur and his clients included the US Government (1) (2). Dynamic Oligarch, Governor, Inventor and swimmer Benjamin Franklin (1) (2) might one day go down in history as a colonial version of Bruce Wayne/Batman. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5))

  1. Faraway on the other side of the globe, during the same time the revolutionary war was going on, England's Captain James Cook, a global explorer and close associate of the Brotherhood, led the discovery of what would become Hawaii. He saw firsthand how polygamy could grow a nation quickly. Word of the native island people and their bounty of ancestral legends, ocean going stories and treasure traveled around the globe and throughout the Brotherhood's ranks on both sides of the Atlantic. Among the native's Cook and his crew were first revered as immortals but about a year later Cook was attacked and killed as an imposter. This did not phase other explorers and visitors. Travel by ship to the islands became so familiar during colonial times that when conquering Hawaiian King Kamehameha passed away his drunken son LihoLiho, who carried the King's title in name only, traded away a substantial portion of the island's treasures for a yacht built by a Salem, Massachusetts family prominent in seafaring, politics and the military (Crowninshield). After the yacht reached the islands in 1820 it was extensively and expensively remodeled under LihoLiho's orders. It suspiciously sank in a Kauai bay less than two years later and LihoLiho suspiciously died on a peculiar, ill fated trip to Great Britain in 1824. (1) (2) (3)

  1. In the failing US Territories of the late 1700's and early 1800's, patriotic leaders prayed and planned and searched for ways to save the failed Nation. Guidance was sought. Plans were constantly suggested and evaluated. Different members of the Brotherhood secretly suggested laying the foundation for a massive religious following built by polygamy to successfully pave the way West so the failed Nation could expand and be saved.

  1. During this critical time, at least 14 stories of different people having similar "religious" experiences popped up around the territories. None of them created a great following. (1)

  1. During the 34 years spanning 1787-1821, the US's first 24 easterly landlocked states were formed on paper. However, 61% of these states were formed during the first 16 years of that period. For the last 18 years of that period, the pace of forming states had come to a violent halt with only 7 being formed. The chaotic territory known on paper as the "USA" was on the doorstep of imminent failure and what would become a quarter century blight where only two more states would be formed on paper. (1821-1845) (1)

  1. That 1821-1845 time period coincidentally also covers 99.9% of the time that the published, foundational beginnings of "Mormonism" occurred. 1820 is the published year of Joseph Smith's First Vision. 1847 is the published year Brigham Young strategically ordered his west coast bound following to suddenly stop in Mexico Territory at an enormous salt filled lake smack dab in the center of the American continent's untamed West. Even though it was in Mexico Territory at the time, the location of this Great Salt Lake was perfectly centralized in the continent's West and could serve as the doorstep to how the West could be won. Over the next 20 years after Brigham Young's arrival an estimated 60,000-70,000 faithful pioneers would follow. Many were followers of Mormonism. Many practiced polygamy. Many would be sent in all direction of the West to faithfully colonize strategic territories and pave the way for the Nation's armies (1).

  1. For nearly 195 years, Mormonism has surreptitiously weaved historical claims about a man named "Martin Harris" (1783-1875). Mormonism claims Harris was a humble farmer who's greedy wife left him after he mortgaged their family farm to faithfully pay today's equivalent of hundreds of thousands of dollars for the first publishing of the boy Joseph Smith's "The Book of Mormon" and that shortly after that economic failure and other critical founding roles Harris lost faith in Mormonism but later rejoined Mormonism in Utah at the very end of his 92 year long life. (1)) (2) Hidden history reveals that these claims about Harris ARE EXACTLY HOW HE WANTED IT. The purveyors of Mormonism go to great lengths to perpetuate these myths about Harris even today. If you don't accept the boy "Joseph Smith" as a child prophet who grew into a man prophet, Harris' purveyors of Mormonism want you to hate Joseph Smith as an impossible genius-con artist-pedophile so you fail to see the truth of who Harris really was and what Harris really did.

  1. "History is written by the victor" and the past two centuries demonstrate that Harris definitely was the victor. This is because in reality Harris' "greedy wife" "Lucy" was actually his child cousin. Yes she was a child. Yes she was his first cousin. She was 15 and he was 25 when he forced her to marry him. Yet within Mormonism story after story leaves this critical detail out. Additionally for one reason or another Lucy became partially deaf over the next 20 years. There is also at least one report that in addition to sexually abusing this child Harris also physically abused her. This is an indication of Harris' proclivity to control children. Harris eventually fathered 6 children) through Lucy's nubile womb. 28 years later and after being physically separated from Harris for years, Lucy suspiciously died at the age of 42. Weeks later then 52 year old Harris married 21 year old Caroline Young. A niece of Brigham Young. He fathered 7 children through here nubile womb.

  1. Like the Crowninshield's and other influential families throughout critical parts of the chaotic New England territories, The Harris family was also wealthy, well connected and zealously patriotic. With his father Nathan Harris, and his brothers (Emer and Preserved) Martin controlled hundreds of productive acres in the Palmyra, New York region with complex operations producing a river of revenue from livestock and linen. Martin Harris' father Nathan Harris and mother Rhoda Lapham Harris originally moved the Harris family to the Palmyra, New York area in 1796, 20 years before the poverty stricken Smith's would arrive practically on Harris' doorstep. (1) (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black)

  1. The white linen Martin produced was so exceptional that he won several awards for it. Since Mormonism's beginning days, the wearing of multiple layers of white clothing has been expected of followers. For decades manufacturing this clothing and selling it to followers has been a secret, multi-million dollar industry for Mormonism. The white clothing includes under garments for daily wear by males and females as well as outer garments for wear in private ceremonies. (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black)

  1. Harris was a zealous patriot. At 29 years old, four years after forcing his child cousin to marry him, he began regularly leaving his life of power, wealth and marriage as a "Harris" to regularly fight during the 3 years of "The War of 1812". ( "The War of 1812" was actually "The War of 1812-1815".) Harris was recognized as a leader and an honored war veteran at war's end. As an honored war veteran, is it safe to suggest that he became familiar with killing in the name of patriotism as wars require of brave men and women (1) ?

  1. Harris was a convincing story teller. He once got people to donate money for what he claimed would be used to support the Christian Greeks fighting the Turks. He also claimed Jesus appeared to him in the form of a deer and walked with him for a couple miles. He also claimed an incident regarding a flickering candle was the work of the devil. (1) (2))

  1. After the War of 1812, the well respected, wealthy, influential, honored, 33 year old Martin Harris was nominated to be "Road Overseer" in the Palmyra region. A position he controlled for the next 7 years. This included the 7 years it took to finally construct New England's Eerie Canal.

  1. The dynamic Harris was an influential supporter of the Eerie Canal and it's possible route. Harris made sure the route passed by he and his father's lands. This would expand their river of cash and operations to the eastern territories in exponential ways. This river of cash would be used by many to finance business and patriotic endeavors in the failed Nation. (1) Prior to the Eerie Canal "New York" was way down on the list of in-demand territorial ports. Historical economist's acknowledge that the Eerie Canal made New York the leading port and global economic powerhouse that it has been for nearly two centuries.

  1. The boy Joseph Smith Jr. was born December 23, 1805. The poverty stricken Smith family relocated 8 times in the chaotic New England area during Joseph's Smith Jr.'s first 10 years. If they were in Europe they may have been referred to as "gypsys". With Great Britain's latest attack and eventual retreat underway after the War of 1812, the Smith family with it's many sons of working age moved to Palmyra in 1816 in search of work on the controversial, to be built "Eerie Canal". (To this day, published Mormon history acts as if the Eerie Canal doesn't exist.)

  1. During these colonial decades, almost 1 in 5 children did not survive their first year. The Smith family was no exception. Although some children are not listed here in 1816 the living and to-be-born members of Smith family included Joseph Smith Sr. (father, 45, d. 1840), Lucy Mack Smith (Mother, 41, d. 1856), Alvin Smith (son, 18, d. 1823), Hyrum Smith (son, 16, d. 1844), Sophronia (daughter, 13, d. 1876), Joseph Smith Jr. (son, 10, d. 1844), Samuel Smith (son, 8 d. 1844), William Smith (son, 5, d. 1894), Katherine Smith (daughter, 3, d. 1900), Don Carlos (son, newborn, d. 1841). Lucy Smith would be born 5 years later, d. 1882). Shortly after arriving in the Palmyra region, the poverty stricken, uneducated Smith family took over a primitive cabin less than 1 mile from Harris's lands that bordered the future route of Eerie Canal. This was the Smith family's 8th move in Joseph Smith Jr.'s 10 years. After moving so many times, they absolutely moved here to gain work on the Eerie Canal. This move would be the families last. Mother Lucy Smith would bury all but one Smith male during the first 25 years of Mormonism's beginnings. (1)

  1. Harris was 22 years older than Joseph Smith. As a well known, wealthy local and "Road Overseer" who regularly hired local boys and men to work on his own lands, Harris met the Smith family with it's many sons around 1816 when Smith's moved to Palmyra. Harris did not live within 1 mile of the Smith family for 8 or 10 years before meeting them as Mormon history weaves. Harris likely learned of the arrival of the Smith family within days of their arrival to Palmyra through longtime Palmyra residents including the resident who owned the tiny primitive cabin the large Smith family moved into. (For the Sum of $3000 By Susan Easton Black, map, page 6)

  1. Within published Mormonism there are also conflicting accounts spanning three violent chaotic colonial years when Martin Harris met "Joseph Smith". Some accounts claim it was 1824, some claim it was 1827. This would have been when Joseph Smith was 18...or 21. Another ignored, critical discrepancy. (1) (2)

  1. In the early 1800, as years of chaotic uncertainty unfolded, for one reason or another Harris appropriated the Brotherhood's patriotic goals for the Nation for himself. Among other things he knew of the other religious experiences told by others around the territories. (Harris would eventually become related by marriage to one of the story tellers). Harris saw that a young mans voice was needed for a following to catch on. For that, the powerful Harris chose a young many to be a voice of his own. This voice was that of 18 year old Alvin Smith). However, as Harris laid the ground work for his patriotic cause over the next 4 years, headstrong Alvin resisted. Because Hyrum was also older than 18 after those 4 years and like Alvin would have been privy to some of the Brotherhood's publishing's and ceremonies that Harris borrowed (or stole) from, Harris skipped choosing Hyrum as a potential "voice" and chose Joseph, the dynamic, naïve, uneducated, friendly, 14 year old boy who walked with a limp. This is now the year 1820 and is when the boy Joseph's published stories begin. 4 years later though, Alvin was engaged to be married and saw potential for the Smith's without their dependence on the Harris' for work. He began to interfere with the powerful Harris' grooming and temptations of the impressionable Joseph. With the fate of the Nation at stake and no more time to find another voice amid Joseph's waiverings growing ever more critical as he too approached the age of 18, the wealthy, zealous, altruistic, powerful, patriotic Harris ordered Alvin's murder . It was just four and a half weeks before Joseph's 18th birthday. After Alvin's death, Harris used threats towards other Smith family members to ensure Joseph would not waiver. Fearing for the rest of his family and now 3 year old little Lucy, and with no "911" to call and no one else to come to their aid, 17 year old Joseph and the rest of the Smith family would become Harris' emotional hostages for the next two decades. Just like Harris had done with his child cousin who he forced to marry him, Harris had gained control of the boy Joseph and the Smiths.

  1. The powerful Harris, his father and their faction, ("The Men Who Visit") continued freely catalyzing Mormonism and the Book of Mormon from the Brotherhood's materials. They also used materials from forced and unforced sources including authors of 6 previous publications (#3). In their zeal, with their power, influence and use of violence they were able to greatly reduce the prominence of the publications they borrowed and stole from.

  1. Mormonism's publishings indicate "The Book of Mormon" was originally a 30-60 pound heavy stack of gold plates discovered in a sealed box under a boulder and that the box also included a sword (The Sword of Laban), a spherical compass (The Liahona) and a breast plate with a pair of primitive glasses attached to it. Publishing's indicate that translation of the engraved writings on the plates occurred by Joseph Smith without him looking at the plates but instead by Joseph wearing the Urim and Thummim and iterating out loud the words that appeared to him. If he didn't want to use the plates, he could also use a black stone he had been led to. If he didn't want to use the black stone, he could use a white stone he already had. (1). A scribe who was either his first wife Emma, Martin Harris, David Whitmer or Oliver Cowdery. (2)

  1. Harris' reputation for being wealthy was well known enough that in 1833 he was sued and jailed for $1000 (what some would say is today's economic equivalent of $500,000) by a young woman for publicly saying she had a "bastard child". In that day women couldn't sue a man alone so the suit was brought by a male friend of the woman. Harris posted bail and left. The suit was quietly dismissed under the claim that the woman was already "scandalous" prior to her claims against the well known Harris. (Link available by download through google search "the imprisonment of Martin Harris").

  1. During the following years under Harris control, naive Joseph resisted at times. Joseph tried to break free at times. Joseph sought funding for his own militia. Joseph spoke in code to his militia. As a victim, out of survival or as an eventual participant, Joseph absolutely made mistakes.

  1. A city was built around Mormonism. Harris and his endless river of cash and connections from the Eerie Canal was never far away. Day by day Harris' barges on the Eerie Canal sent one fortune of goods after another to the eastern territories. At the port of New York, the empty barges were loaded with immigrants grateful to have some place inland to go. Stories of the American Bible gave them something to believe in. For one reason or another, many of these early male, female and child immigrants were from Scotland...

  1. Harris and his faction forced Joseph to claim that 24 different angels appeared to Joseph including Adam, Moses, Noah and other biblical characters.

  1. Harris' self-fulfilling prophecy involving patriotically well-connected aristocrats Charles Anthon, Luther Bradish and Samuel L. Mitchell. Note that Bradish was a literary agent of profound, well educated early American author James Fenimore Cooper. Cooper is the author of "The Leatherstocking Tales", "The Last of the Mohicans" and other known titles. Cooper was also a midshipman in the US Navy who was very familiar with the working of ocean vessels. Like Benjamin Franklin, Cooper was known for his intellect and occasionally mischievous creativity. (1) "The Book of Mormon" contains ocean going stories (1) (2). Like Harris, Bradish also fought in the "War of 1812". These are just a few of the critical circles of influence needed to catalyze something like "The Book of Mormon" and Mormonism and to see it through to fruition while minimizing and eliminating obstacles along the way. These are the kind of critical circles of influence that a naive, uneducated, poor, handicapped, gypsy boy from a new-to-the-neighborhood family just did not have.

  1. In 1844, with thousands of immigrant and American born followers spread across many New England territories and elsewhere, Harris secretly ordered Joseph to began preparations to lead Mormonism's followers from Nauvoo into the West to save the failed USA. Instead, the naive Joseph believed he could save the failed USA by becoming President of the USA himself. Believing he was finally too powerful for Harris to kill him, Joseph publicly announced his campaign for President of the USA. With no time to spare, the zealous, patriotic Harris immediately ordered the murder of Joseph Smith and two of his three remaining brothers. Within weeks of Joseph's presidential announcement Joseph and his older brother Hyrum were arrested and killed within days (June 27, 1844). With thousands of followers, his own militia and the bounties of an entire growing city at his fingertips, Joseph allowed himself to be arrested believing that he and Harris would reconcile. After Joseph and Hyrum's murder however, in an insidious taunt to other less heinous factions who's attempts failed to gain a following and to remove all obstacles at seeing his own faction's plans through, Harris ordered the murder of younger brother Samuel Smith 33 days later (July 30, 1844). The number 33 is significant within the Brotherhood. For one reason or another Harris spared the Smith females (Mother Lucy Mack, daughter's Sophronia, Katherine, Lucy) and the youngest living Smith son at the time William. In all, 6 Smith male family members including Alvin (murder), Joseph Smith Sr. (suspicious), Don Carlos (illness), Hyrum (murder), Joseph (murder) and Samuel (murder) died during the Lord's careful "Restoration of the Gospel".

  1. After Joseph's unbelievable, tragic and violent murder Mormonism split into multiple groups with several different leaders emerging. Some believed in polygamy some didn't. 1) Brigham eventually led the majority into the West. 2) Joseph's family and first wife Emma stayed in Nauvoo. 3) Other followers went to Philadelphia. 4) Others went on a ship to sail to the continent's west coast with Samuel Brannan (who pulled a page from Benjamin Franklin's book of propaganda and sensationalism and started the gold rush of 1849 by publishing reports of gold in the area in eastern markets. Brannan is recognized by many as the west coast's first millionaire although not from "gold". Like many others in Mormonism's founding days publishings indicate Brannan was also eventually "exiled" from Mormonism). 5) Other's followed James Strange (Strange was Harris' back up plan in case Brigham was killed or failed. Strange led a following to northern territories on the Great Lakes. Harris was never far away from Strange. Strange eventually also produced "writings" from plates he claimed he was led to. (Harris is noted within Mormon history as being responsible for "losing" 116 pages of writings Joseph produced). Strange was murdered 9 years after Brigham Young stopped his following at the salt lake in the center of the West and the West was won.

  1. During this period other people would mysteriously die or disappear. Harris and/or people claiming to be associated with the US Government were never far away. (1)

  1. Within two years of Mormonism conquering the West, US states started being formed on paper again. This ended the quarter century blight that began shortly before Mormonism's founding days. (1)

  1. When it came time for Brigham Young to commission a statue to commemorate Mormonism's settling of "Salt Lake City" and to be placed at the entrance to his expansive "Utah Territory" property instead of choosing an angel Moroni, a figure of Joseph, or anything related to Mormonism he chose an eagle on top of a 5-pointed star. This statue commemorating the "Gate for the Eagle" became known as "The Eagles Gate". These symbols acknowledged the conquering of the American continent's West by Freemasonry under the banner of the USA. Although the "Eagle" has always been highly visible, the "Star" is seldom mentioned publicly but is clearly visible in person and in many images. This Star is also used throughout Mormonism's early ecclesiastical buildings. Note that in the 1970's some groups with nefarious purposes adopted the 5-pointed star ("pentagram") as a purported satanic symbol however among different uses related to the USA, it had been used for over a century to also represent the rising Eastern Star.

  1. Between his 15 year old child cousin bride Lucy (10 years his junior) and his mysterious bride Caroline (29 years his junior), Martin Harris fathered 13 living children through the two females nubile wombs. Today there are 13 secret corporations that control Mormonism's $100 billion dollars.

  1. Images of Martin Harris in his later years (1870) show him holding a staff with a serpant's head. 116 years before, Benjamin Franklin used a serpant as patriotic imagery (1754).

  1. Although images of just about everyone else in Mormonism's founding days exist, Mormonism maintains that no images of Joseph Smith exist. Instead, they elect to use handsome cartoon renderings of Joseph Smith that generate millions of dollars in revenue every year. This is while Mormonism also ignores reports of at least one photograph and forensic science that indicates a less sensationalized image of Joseph Smith. Naturally, this image also demonstrates more family semblance with Alvin Smith than the cartoon images do.

  1. Of all figures in Mormonism's beginnings the grave marker of the forgotten Martin Harris is by far the most substantial. Joseph Smith doesn't even have his own marker. His is shared with his brother Hyrum and his first wife Emma even though Emma married a non-Mormon on Joseph Smith's birthday 3 years later. Mormonism goes to great lengths to hide Emma's marriage to a non-mormon after Joseph's murder especially with the critical role of Emma that has been weaved throughout Mormonism and the translation.

  1. Polygamy openly continued for over 60 years before being renounced so Utah could officially become a State. Polygamy continued privately for decades and continues still in many ways due to Mormonism maintaining spiritual polygamy.

  1. Mormonism openly practicing racism until 1978.

  1. Nepotistic connections through blood or marriage existed throughout Mormonism's founding days with the 3 witnesses and the 8 witnesses and continues today. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5). Note that of the "3 Witnesses" Martin Harris was one. One was also a "Whitmer". 4 of the "8 Witnesses" were Whitmer's. "Hyrum Page" of the "8 Witnesses" was married to a Whitmer. Joseph Smith's father and two brothers make up the rest of the "8". All most all of the witnesses eventually left Mormonism but out of fear of retribution from Harris' faction they never recanted their stories or roles in Mormonism.

  1. Today Mormonism is a nepotistic (1) (2) (3) (4) $150 Billion tax-free corporation masquerading as a "religion". It owns influential roles in companies you know and use everyday. $100 Billion of that ill-gotten wealth places Mormonism among the top 5 of the largest cash reserves in the USA. Additional billions are held in real estate development (one example), media control (NBC-UTAH), the USA's largest cattle producer, the USA's largest nut producer, Universities in Utah, Idaho and Hawaii (BYU) and billions of dollars more in tax free capital raising buildings disguised as chapels, temples and other "ecclesiastical" buildings. Even though Mormonism continues to have lie after lie revealed about it, it maintains disturbing nepotistic control over the State of Utah and it's political, legal, municipal, educational and media offices as well as it's global at-risk "volunteer" force of tens of thousands of teenagers).

  1. If Mormonism doesn't seem like an insidious regime yet this link should make it perfectly clear.

There's Only One Option for "What Happens Now?":
The boy Joseph Smith WAS a victim and his participation in Mormonism was out of survival as these 42 reasons reveal. This means that today, Utah's population of 3 million people and millions of others around the globe are subject to a nepotistic, evil regime and are in DESPERATE need of federal intervention. IT should immediately begin by seeing a Federal presence in Utah NOW.
MR. PRESIDENT PLEASE HELP US. SAVE UTAH, SAVE THE NATION.

As a Nation, as the "USA", we owe a national reverence to victims of the Eradication of the Native Americans, victims of Slavery and victims of Mormonism. We also owe it to these victims to continue courageously making this Nation the best it can be.

Thank you to the many invisible contributors who's brave research over the decades is linked in this post. Your efforts are not lost on me.

Remember that not all conspirators within Mormonism's nepotistic leadership may be there willingly. Like Alvin, the boy Joseph, Hyrum, Samuel and so many other victims along the way, their actions may be because their lives or the lives of their loved ones have also been threatened...it's in there actions now that we will know the truth about them.
GOD HELP US ALL.
-MJ
aka "Vox Chiasmus"
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2020.07.15 16:51 otrootra I'm barely lds anymore but lds is my favorite way to practice church

I'm 23F who was partially raised in the church. My dad was BIC and all my extended family is, but I only attended church a bit at age 6-7 and then didnt get baptized until being active for a few years as a teenager.
I also happen to live in an area where there arent a lot of members, and I'd say a lot of my identity formation happened before the church became a part of me. I've always been ambitious about wanting to have both a career and children, fairly left leaning on politics, big fan of science, and from a non-traditional family.
Around age 20 I felt that it was getting harder to be who I was and be in the church. Moving to Utah to go to BYU wasnt what i wanted, I would have only gone "to get married" and even then, I think I would have struggled in the provo dating scene. So i went to school near home, with few members. I had a very happy college experience that i wouldnt trade for the world and set me on track to have my dream career right now. It also led to me drinking and having a bf who i slept with.
After a year or so of trying to repent and talk myself into changing, i realized no part of me actually wanted that. Where I am, being a fully LDS adult would have limited and redefined my life path, and I didn't see it as worth it, or who I was. I was many things before I was a Mormon, and I was happy that way.
I've ALWAYS been very Christian, even when my parents weren't-- from an impossibly young age. Grandma sent me a toddler's bible and I asked to have it read to me every night. I barely knew who jesus was but I knew it was my favorite part.
So when I decided it was healthier for my relationship with God to become inactive in the LDS church, I seamlessly went to attending the Episcopalian church. I was better able to focus on my relationship with God and Christ and becoming like Them there, rather than following rules.
However, you know what Mormons do best: community. That, and bible apps and programming. Firesides, Relief Society, activities. I wish I could go back and be a part of LDS church for those aspects. I wish the Episcopal church did better with community programming and unified program of study, and young adults. After all these years I still feel like I have one foot in the LDS door, for those reasons.
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2020.07.08 06:08 windmillsandwine My Mormon boyfriend has talked about leaving but I don’t know what to do

Edit: never fucking mind found out he was cheating on me thanks anyway guys 💀
Hi guys! I’m a nevermo, but for the last two ish months I’ve been happily dating a Mormon. We met on a dating app, which I’m not sure if that’s normal for Mormons or not? but before we met he told me that he hadn’t left yet but was definitely considering it, however we haven’t had much conversation about religion since then. We haven’t had sex, but we have gotten pretty far, and I know that’s also a big no no I’m Mormonism. Sadly, he recently moved to Utah to help his parents move and there’s a huge possibility he could be staying there permanently. I don’t know how to bring up the subject of Mormonism again, but I’m just confused. He knows I’m not Mormon, I’m a Christian, and hasn’t tried to convert me at all. Does anyone have any ideas on how I could bring up the subject of our religions without freaking him out?
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2020.07.06 21:41 fractalfay Let me hit my nitro bong: Recap of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, S05E04

Welcome to 90DF Happily Ever After, where most of the man-babies swaddle themselves in a thin wrap of misogyny to rock themselves to sleep. We call it pigs in a blanket, friends, and no one cooks them like Debbie.
Michael is getting ready for the arrival of Angela and her boobs, and reminds his mother of their intentions to marry in Nigeria. Mother Michael doesn’t really understand why dude is telling her this again, but okay. He goes to meet with his Aunt Lydia, who hopes to give him some advice about the future. Lydia likes Angela, and is impressed by her willingness to learn things and approach their culture with respect. All the same, she can’t help but ask Michael why he thinks he’s going to procreate with a woman beyond her fertile years. Michael says he intends to Care Bear stare reality with a fierce beam of optimism. Sister-in-law asks if Angela would consider letting him take a second wife or a concubine, and Michael says if that happened they would never find his body. Sister-in-law still thinks they need an alternate plan so he can bring a child into this world, and perhaps the very idea of a second wife will inspire Angela to rethink surrogacy.
Angela is going shopping at the greatest men’s formal attire shop of all time, where a smooth orange-clad operator is ready to show her around. Angela did traditional Nigerian attire for their engagement party, and wants American digs for the wedding proper. She’s having a hot flash and feeling overwhelmed when her friend JoJo arrives to tell her it’s a 20-something move to go to Nigeria and marry someone. Apparently JoJo has never seen this show. Angela says without a witness she can’t get married, and JoJo says she’ll go, but will be grilling Michael first.
Later on Angela is folding her underwear, and stop it 90DDF. She summons her fleet of grandchildren to announce she’s going to marry Michael at last. All the kids cheer, until she says that the marriage will take place in Nigeria. They demand to know if she’ll still have a flower girl, and Angela isn’t sure. “That’s the one important thing about a wedding. You need a flower girl,” London reports. She recruits one of the wee ones to assist her with her gown, and then comes out in her dress, and they all cheer again and tell her she looks beautiful. She points out what’s on her head, and it’s a crown, and then she opens a box and reveals her crown for Michael. Everyone has a joy freak out, and can we all agree that Angela is an awesome grandmother? Those kids are totally relaxed, they speak their minds, they pay attention, and think about people other than themselves. How the fuck did she do that?
The other concern weighing on Angela’s mind is her mother’s health, and she’s uneasy about being away while she’s ill. Mother Angela is rocking that hospital bed like a straight boss, and when Angela asks if she wants her to stay, she repeatedly says, “I’ll be fine.” I’ve seen elder folks do Oscar worthy performances to manipulate their children, and here’s this very frail woman slow-walking towards death saying, “Go get married. I’ll be alright.” This is an unselfish family, and if somehow Michael’s family got together with Angela’s family, it would be the greatest backyard cookout of all time.
Meanwhile, Angela is hot off her camera fisting, but she’s not afraid to return to that sadistic doctor to suss out what creature is growing fangs in her lady parts. The doctor insists that most patients just bite a leather strap and do a shot of whiskey like proper cowboys, but if Angela wants to be a little bitch about a needle going past her cervix and into her uterus, she’ll do something about it, sort of.
“Do you want laughing gas?” The doctor asks. “I had some earlier, and I don’t feel any pain at all.”
Angela rightly asks why they didn’t do that from minute one, and the doctor glazes over that question, so I’m going to go ahead and answer: insurance. Once the gas starts flowing she giggles her ass off and the doc asks if Angela is okay, and she says, “Nope, you’re pinching my coochie. Let me hit my nitro bong.” The doc then plays pin cushion with her puss, and promises to ship off the sample to some secret lab where they’ll leave the sample on the counter.
Well, Colt’s still on this show, so the wish I made when tossing a penny into a fountain didn’t come true. At the age of 34, Colt is finally ready to admit to his mother that he dates people. “I don’t understand why Colt needs to date when he has a perfectly good mother at home,” Debbie rasps. Colt further explains that woman #2 is also Brazilian, because if he dates an American he won’t have a green card to hold over her head.
Colt calls Jess to tell her he’s bringing Debbie to Brazil with him, because 90DF bought the ticket and Colt needs to see how they work as a throuple. Jess tells Colt that he has to impress her dad, too, and Colt is appalled, because since when does he offer minimal effort?
“You’re a person too, I guess. I don’t have a choice,” Colt Eeyores.
Later, friend Vanessa comes over to enjoy a thank-you dinner for watching the cats while they’re away. Debbie has dusted off that 1973 edition of Better Homes and Gardens for the occasion, to make Mrs. Dash steak and scalloped potatoes, with no other vegetable to be found, and a Jello and pretzel cool-whip salad for dessert. Colt says that he told Jess that he wouldn’t talk to Vanessa anymore, but he’s used to lying, and Vanessa is his best friend.
“I thought I was your best friend!” Debbie is shocked, and clutches the other half of the heart necklace she wears everyday.
Vanessa is okay with his monogamous relationship with his mother, since she got drunk enough to have sex with Colt exactly once and doesn’t plan on ever getting that drunk again. Colt is burying the tequila shots, asking Vanessa if she wants another, while Vanessa looks nervous and hopes he doesn’t go for a second hug. Vanessa seems surprised by their travel to Brazil plans, which is just baffling, because they literally just said that she would be watching the cats. Come on, editors.
Larissa is boring, and she knows it, so she thanks the 90DF producers for giving her Jess’ phone number, and something to do. She pulls up his instagram, and after scrutinizing Colt’s obsession with man shorts and the absence of a ring on Jess’ finger, she decides to call her to warn her. Jess is skeptical the entire conversation, but Larissa makes a point to warn her about Debbie, and what’s happening when Colt conceals his phone. “Be careful, she’s a wolf,” she says of Debbie, and 90DF aired this around the full moon on purpose. Jess hangs up, but the seed has been planted.
Asuelu is out of free samples, so he’s going to parent for a minute, I guess. Kennedy is underage for the shingles vaccine, and the measles vaccine too, and Kalani wants to proceed with caution since Oliver grew a tail from it. The trip to Samoa is cancelled, and he says that no one is on his side, and he’s not the man of the house, and is constantly overruled by Kalani’s family, and like a lot of big boys intends to approach this reality by pouting.
Instead, they’re headed to California to celebrate Oliver’s birthday. In fairness, it would be a little cloying to be nursing the wound of being blocked from seeing his own family, only to learn he’ll be spending yet more time with Kalani’s. Her family has been everywhere but inside of him since the plane landed, and it’s got to feel as claustrophobic as that back seat. And to add insult to injury, they’re all sick before and during this trip. So once on the road, Aseulu spends every mile reminding Kalani of their seven year age difference.
“We should cancel the CA trip. Baby’s health is first,” Aseulu passive-aggressives.
Kalani is smashed into that backseat, and wrangles one kid on her tit while comforting another. After a few hours in that position (holy shit) the misery is starting to destroy her back and stomach, so she wants to switch seats with Aseulu, who is not going to let this trivial inconvenience go ungrumbled. Once planted in the backseat, he remembers that fuck, he has TWO kids?! Thanks for reminding him KALANI.
Aseulu sings a song about his farty baby, which lulls both kids go to sleep, which Aseulu declares is the result of his “power and magic.” Kalani could have just gone with magical realism, but instead reminds him that she spent the first four hours of this journey calming them down, and Larissa’s storyline would work just as well as a tranquilizer. Aseulu could have let this comment go, but instead declares that her job is easy, and all women’s jobs are easy if they’re American, thanks to the modern conveniences of household appliances. Loading a washing machine doesn’t hold a candle to the sweat-breaking labor of pouring yogurt into tiny sample cups (part time), and he doesn’t understand why every mother with two young children who takes a yogurt sample asks if there’s Valium in it. Then he tells her to “be quiet” and follows that with a declaration that his powers don’t work on Kalani, so she flips him off.
“Why don’t you do it if it’s so easy?” Kalani says, reading our minds. Aseulu insists that he does, in another time and space, and it’s not his fault she can’t find the portal. Kalani calls him a liar.
“Lying bitch,” Asuelu retorts. “And the sound of your voice is so annoying, too.”
“Oh HELL NO,” Angela is ready.
My mother has the same deadpan approach demonstrated by Mother Michael, but even she would have dusted off her five-finger death punch to end this man, after forcibly removing him from the car using psychiatric restraints. There would be black tracks in the road from slamming on the brakes. If I were Kalani, or if my godchildren or nieces were on the receiving end of this language, they would need an old priest and a young priest to conduct the demons screaming fury and vengeance from my face holes. Mother Kalani is also done with this shit, and says he should say such things when her husband is around, so they can finally use that tarp in duct tape cluttering the trunk.
Let’s take a minute to review what Asuelu doesn’t do: 1.) Drive. 2.) Parent. 3.) Work full time 4.) Clean. 5.) Celebrate his son’s birthday. 6.) STFU. Fuck this guy, put him on a plane.
By the time they get to the AirBnB Mother Kalani is sick of this shit, and so is Kalani, as he stamps through the house in a soiled diaper, retreating to the backyard to yank an orange off a tree while tossing the branch to the side like an asshole. Kalani tries to join him and feast on the unripened wonder before them, but his attitude derails any attempt at conversation. Kalani tells him that he’s a manipulator, because he changes the subject to her every time she questions his behavior, and Aseulu responds, “Why you use those expensive words?”
Remember when you were six years-old and decided to run away, so you dumped everything out of your book bag and shoved a Pound Puppy, a Popple, and two Capri Suns inside, and announced you were leaving FOREVER? Then you realized the door was too heavy, and your mom asked why those two stuffed animals, what did the others do to you? So you said GOODBYE MOM and hid in the yard until it was time for cartoons? Yeah, that’s Aseulu, to the letter, snatching up his suitcase, telling his son to move so he can get out the door, and then walking to a bus. Poor Oliver trails behind him, trying to understand where his dad is going, and this is a sad scene. Aseulu doesn’t even turn around or express any concern about a tiny person chasing him towards the road because he wants the love of his fuckboy father, and Aseulu tosses the microphone and decides to find another place to stay, or maybe he’ll take this bus all the way back to Utah. DID WE MENTION IT’S HIS SON’S BIRTHDAY. FUCK THIS GUY.
Speaking of people eager to put to rest the notion that Americans have the monopoly on entitlement, here’s Andrei with his daughter while Libby packs her suitcase! Not working has left him with a lot of free time to criticize Libby’s every move, and when she completes the packing process he triumphantly stands to announce that he can hastily toss his Proud Boy polo shirts and creased jeans into a suitcase in five minutes flat. Instead he spends the entirety of those five minutes gloating and lecturing, and reminds her that he is a man packing a manly suitcase of man stuff, which doesn’t include soap or his toothbrush, because she’s got that right? Then he struggles to close it because he forgot how suitcases work, didn’t bother to fold anything, and again I marvel that none of these frequent travelers utilize the witchcraft of packing cubes.
Next thing we know they are in the air, and Andrei leaves Aseulu to occupy the bottom of the man food chain by having the courtesy to feed Libby while her hands are occupied by a baby. They land, and Father Andrei presents her with a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and immediately showers Eleanor with affection. Someone demands to know who is responsible for putting this floral headband on the baby, because she’s going to have a crease all the way around her dome, until she’s stuck in one of those helmets. That someone is me.
After a drive to Andrei’s family house, the post-travel greasy pair sit down for a Moldovan feast, and Mother Andrei finally meets her son’s first golden child. Brother Andrei also has a wife and baby, and yes, that kid is just as cute. Andrei declares that his brother and sister-in-law will be the godparents when the baby is baptized in an Orthodox Church, and sis-in-law asks about Libby’s religion. She says that she’s Baptist, which sis-in-law thinks isn’t Christian, but Andrei corrects her and says that it is, it’s just not Orthodox. So sis-in-law says that Libby will have to get baptized too, and this is news to Libby, who is furious that she’s being surprised by this. Later, this fury will be expressed by complaining to her sisters before getting baptized in the Orthodox Church, and doing other things at Andrei’s direction.
Karine is one day deep into life in Louisville, KY, and is carefully inspecting Pierre to make sure he doesn’t act like Paul. She asks for water, and is unconvinced by Paul’s insistence that tap water is fine. Paul assures her that in KY they even fluoridate the water, and Karine wonders if that’s what happened to Paul. Then they head to Paul’s mother’s house, which he has no access to, because his mother took his house keys since it was cheaper than changing the locks. Paul greets his beaten-to-death car, and opens up the trunk to confirm that body is still tucked under a warm blanket of garbage. Karine rightly suspects that Paul is waiting for his mom to clean the car for him, and the neighbors are waiting for Paul to clean that car right out of that driveway. Karine says that she’s not getting in that car with her baby, while Paul bleats “I need a trash bag!” while standing next to two garbage cans.
“What the fuck Paul?” Karine has learned the most important phrase in the English language. “I hate you this.” Karine can’t understand why they left the support of her family to be fully on their own and equally poor in the United States, and suspects she’ll be returning to Brazil with just their baby while Paul orders a job whistle from a survivalist catalog.
NEXT WEEK: Angela and Michael reunite and Angela is traumatized by some kitchen creature, Karine is shown a post-tornado apartment Paul suggests they squat in, Father Kalani dusts off his ass-kicking boots, Andrei gets even more piggish while Libby sort of maybe considers almost saying something, and Debbie is waist deep in jealousy moments after the plane lands in Brazil, because not once has Colt kissed her that way.
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2020.07.06 21:40 fractalfay Let me hit my nitro bong: Recap of 90DF Happily Ever After, S05E04

Welcome to 90DF Happily Ever After, where most of the man-babies swaddle themselves in a thin wrap of misogyny to rock themselves to sleep. We call it pigs in a blanket, friends, and no one cooks them like Debbie.
Michael is getting ready for the arrival of Angela and her boobs, and reminds his mother of their intentions to marry in Nigeria. Mother Michael doesn’t really understand why dude is telling her this again, but okay. He goes to meet with his Aunt Lydia, who hopes to give him some advice about the future. Lydia likes Angela, and is impressed by her willingness to learn things and approach their culture with respect. All the same, she can’t help but ask Michael why he thinks he’s going to procreate with a woman beyond her fertile years. Michael says he intends to Care Bear stare reality with a fierce beam of optimism. Sister-in-law asks if Angela would consider letting him take a second wife or a concubine, and Michael says if that happened they would never find his body. Sister-in-law still thinks they need an alternate plan so he can bring a child into this world, and perhaps the very idea of a second wife will inspire Angela to rethink surrogacy.
Angela is going shopping at the greatest men’s formal attire shop of all time, where a smooth orange-clad operator is ready to show her around. Angela did traditional Nigerian attire for their engagement party, and wants American digs for the wedding proper. She’s having a hot flash and feeling overwhelmed when her friend JoJo arrives to tell her it’s a 20-something move to go to Nigeria and marry someone. Apparently JoJo has never seen this show. Angela says without a witness she can’t get married, and JoJo says she’ll go, but will be grilling Michael first.
Later on Angela is folding her underwear, and stop it 90DDF. She summons her fleet of grandchildren to announce she’s going to marry Michael at last. All the kids cheer, until she says that the marriage will take place in Nigeria. They demand to know if she’ll still have a flower girl, and Angela isn’t sure. “That’s the one important thing about a wedding. You need a flower girl,” London reports. She recruits one of the wee ones to assist her with her gown, and then comes out in her dress, and they all cheer again and tell her she looks beautiful. She points out what’s on her head, and it’s a crown, and then she opens a box and reveals her crown for Michael. Everyone has a joy freak out, and can we all agree that Angela is an awesome grandmother? Those kids are totally relaxed, they speak their minds, they pay attention, and think about people other than themselves. How the fuck did she do that?
The other concern weighing on Angela’s mind is her mother’s health, and she’s uneasy about being away while she’s ill. Mother Angela is rocking that hospital bed like a straight boss, and when Angela asks if she wants her to stay, she repeatedly says, “I’ll be fine.” I’ve seen elder folks do Oscar worthy performances to manipulate their children, and here’s this very frail woman slow-walking towards death saying, “Go get married. I’ll be alright.” This is an unselfish family, and if somehow Michael’s family got together with Angela’s family, it would be the greatest backyard cookout of all time.
Meanwhile, Angela is hot off her camera fisting, but she’s not afraid to return to that sadistic doctor to suss out what creature is growing fangs in her lady parts. The doctor insists that most patients just bite a leather strap and do a shot of whiskey like proper cowboys, but if Angela wants to be a little bitch about a needle going past her cervix and into her uterus, she’ll do something about it, sort of.
“Do you want laughing gas?” The doctor asks. “I had some earlier, and I don’t feel any pain at all.”
Angela rightly asks why they didn’t do that from minute one, and the doctor glazes over that question, so I’m going to go ahead and answer: insurance. Once the gas starts flowing she giggles her ass off and the doc asks if Angela is okay, and she says, “Nope, you’re pinching my coochie. Let me hit my nitro bong.” The doc then plays pin cushion with her puss, and promises to ship off the sample to some secret lab where they’ll leave the sample on the counter.
Well, Colt’s still on this show, so the wish I made when tossing a penny into a fountain didn’t come true. At the age of 34, Colt is finally ready to admit to his mother that he dates people. “I don’t understand why Colt needs to date when he has a perfectly good mother at home,” Debbie rasps. Colt further explains that woman #2 is also Brazilian, because if he dates an American he won’t have a green card to hold over her head.
Colt calls Jess to tell her he’s bringing Debbie to Brazil with him, because 90DF bought the ticket and Colt needs to see how they work as a throuple. Jess tells Colt that he has to impress her dad, too, and Colt is appalled, because since when does he offer minimal effort?
“You’re a person too, I guess. I don’t have a choice,” Colt Eeyores.
Later, friend Vanessa comes over to enjoy a thank-you dinner for watching the cats while they’re away. Debbie has dusted off that 1973 edition of Better Homes and Gardens for the occasion, to make Mrs. Dash steak and scalloped potatoes, with no other vegetable to be found, and a Jello and pretzel cool-whip salad for dessert. Colt says that he told Jess that he wouldn’t talk to Vanessa anymore, but he’s used to lying, and Vanessa is his best friend.
“I thought I was your best friend!” Debbie is shocked, and clutches the other half of the heart necklace she wears everyday.
Vanessa is okay with his monogamous relationship with his mother, since she got drunk enough to have sex with Colt exactly once and doesn’t plan on ever getting that drunk again. Colt is burying the tequila shots, asking Vanessa if she wants another, while Vanessa looks nervous and hopes he doesn’t go for a second hug. Vanessa seems surprised by their travel to Brazil plans, which is just baffling, because they literally just said that she would be watching the cats. Come on, editors.
Larissa is boring, and she knows it, so she thanks the 90DF producers for giving her Jess’ phone number, and something to do. She pulls up his instagram, and after scrutinizing Colt’s obsession with man shorts and the absence of a ring on Jess’ finger, she decides to call her to warn her. Jess is skeptical the entire conversation, but Larissa makes a point to warn her about Debbie, and what’s happening when Colt conceals his phone. “Be careful, she’s a wolf,” she says of Debbie, and 90DF aired this around the full moon on purpose. Jess hangs up, but the seed has been planted.
Asuelu is out of free samples, so he’s going to parent for a minute, I guess. Kennedy is underage for the shingles vaccine, and the measles vaccine too, and Kalani wants to proceed with caution since Oliver grew a tail from it. The trip to Samoa is cancelled, and he says that no one is on his side, and he’s not the man of the house, and is constantly overruled by Kalani’s family, and like a lot of big boys intends to approach this reality by pouting.
Instead, they’re headed to California to celebrate Oliver’s birthday. In fairness, it would be a little cloying to be nursing the wound of being blocked from seeing his own family, only to learn he’ll be spending yet more time with Kalani’s. Her family has been everywhere but inside of him since the plane landed, and it’s got to feel as claustrophobic as that back seat. And to add insult to injury, they’re all sick before and during this trip. So once on the road, Aseulu spends every mile reminding Kalani of their seven year age difference.
“We should cancel the CA trip. Baby’s health is first,” Aseulu passive-aggressives.
Kalani is smashed into that backseat, and wrangles one kid on her tit while comforting another. After a few hours in that position (holy shit) the misery is starting to destroy her back and stomach, so she wants to switch seats with Aseulu, who is not going to let this trivial inconvenience go ungrumbled. Once planted in the backseat, he remembers that fuck, he has TWO kids?! Thanks for reminding him KALANI.
Aseulu sings a song about his farty baby, which lulls both kids go to sleep, which Aseulu declares is the result of his “power and magic.” Kalani could have just gone with magical realism, but instead reminds him that she spent the first four hours of this journey calming them down, and Larissa’s storyline would work just as well as a tranquilizer. Aseulu could have let this comment go, but instead declares that her job is easy, and all women’s jobs are easy if they’re American, thanks to the modern conveniences of household appliances. Loading a washing machine doesn’t hold a candle to the sweat-breaking labor of pouring yogurt into tiny sample cups (part time), and he doesn’t understand why every mother with two young children who takes a yogurt sample asks if there’s Valium in it. Then he tells her to “be quiet” and follows that with a declaration that his powers don’t work on Kalani, so she flips him off.
“Why don’t you do it if it’s so easy?” Kalani says, reading our minds. Aseulu insists that he does, in another time and space, and it’s not his fault she can’t find the portal. Kalani calls him a liar.
“Lying bitch,” Asuelu retorts. “And the sound of your voice is so annoying, too.”
“Oh HELL NO,” Angela is ready.
My mother has the same deadpan approach demonstrated by Mother Michael, but even she would have dusted off her five-finger death punch to end this man, after forcibly removing him from the car using psychiatric restraints. There would be black tracks in the road from slamming on the brakes. If I were Kalani, or if my godchildren or nieces were on the receiving end of this language, they would need an old priest and a young priest to conduct the demons screaming fury and vengeance from my face holes. Mother Kalani is also done with this shit, and says he should say such things when her husband is around, so they can finally use that tarp in duct tape cluttering the trunk.
Let’s take a minute to review what Asuelu doesn’t do: 1.) Drive. 2.) Parent. 3.) Work full time 4.) Clean. 5.) Celebrate his son’s birthday. 6.) STFU. Fuck this guy, put him on a plane.
By the time they get to the AirBnB Mother Kalani is sick of this shit, and so is Kalani, as he stamps through the house in a soiled diaper, retreating to the backyard to yank an orange off a tree while tossing the branch to the side like an asshole. Kalani tries to join him and feast on the unripened wonder before them, but his attitude derails any attempt at conversation. Kalani tells him that he’s a manipulator, because he changes the subject to her every time she questions his behavior, and Aseulu responds, “Why you use those expensive words?”
Remember when you were six years-old and decided to run away, so you dumped everything out of your book bag and shoved a Pound Puppy, a Popple, and two Capri Suns inside, and announced you were leaving FOREVER? Then you realized the door was too heavy, and your mom asked why those two stuffed animals, what did the others do to you? So you said GOODBYE MOM and hid in the yard until it was time for cartoons? Yeah, that’s Aseulu, to the letter, snatching up his suitcase, telling his son to move so he can get out the door, and then walking to a bus. Poor Oliver trails behind him, trying to understand where his dad is going, and this is a sad scene. Aseulu doesn’t even turn around or express any concern about a tiny person chasing him towards the road because he wants the love of his fuckboy father, and Aseulu tosses the microphone and decides to find another place to stay, or maybe he’ll take this bus all the way back to Utah. DID WE MENTION IT’S HIS SON’S BIRTHDAY. FUCK THIS GUY.
Speaking of people eager to put to rest the notion that Americans have the monopoly on entitlement, here’s Andrei with his daughter while Libby packs her suitcase! Not working has left him with a lot of free time to criticize Libby’s every move, and when she completes the packing process he triumphantly stands to announce that he can hastily toss his Proud Boy polo shirts and creased jeans into a suitcase in five minutes flat. Instead he spends the entirety of those five minutes gloating and lecturing, and reminds her that he is a man packing a manly suitcase of man stuff, which doesn’t include soap or his toothbrush, because she’s got that right? Then he struggles to close it because he forgot how suitcases work, didn’t bother to fold anything, and again I marvel that none of these frequent travelers utilize the witchcraft of packing cubes.
Next thing we know they are in the air, and Andrei leaves Aseulu to occupy the bottom of the man food chain by having the courtesy to feed Libby while her hands are occupied by a baby. They land, and Father Andrei presents her with a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and immediately showers Eleanor with affection. Someone demands to know who is responsible for putting this floral headband on the baby, because she’s going to have a crease all the way around her dome, until she’s stuck in one of those helmets. That someone is me.
After a drive to Andrei’s family house, the post-travel greasy pair sit down for a Moldovan feast, and Mother Andrei finally meets her son’s first golden child. Brother Andrei also has a wife and baby, and yes, that kid is just as cute. Andrei declares that his brother and sister-in-law will be the godparents when the baby is baptized in an Orthodox Church, and sis-in-law asks about Libby’s religion. She says that she’s Baptist, which sis-in-law thinks isn’t Christian, but Andrei corrects her and says that it is, it’s just not Orthodox. So sis-in-law says that Libby will have to get baptized too, and this is news to Libby, who is furious that she’s being surprised by this. Later, this fury will be expressed by complaining to her sisters before getting baptized in the Orthodox Church, and doing other things at Andrei’s direction.
Karine is one day deep into life in Louisville, KY, and is carefully inspecting Pierre to make sure he doesn’t act like Paul. She asks for water, and is unconvinced by Paul’s insistence that tap water is fine. Paul assures her that in KY they even fluoridate the water, and Karine wonders if that’s what happened to Paul. Then they head to Paul’s mother’s house, which he has no access to, because his mother took his house keys since it was cheaper than changing the locks. Paul greets his beaten-to-death car, and opens up the trunk to confirm that body is still tucked under a warm blanket of garbage. Karine rightly suspects that Paul is waiting for his mom to clean the car for him, and the neighbors are waiting for Paul to clean that car right out of that driveway. Karine says that she’s not getting in that car with her baby, while Paul bleats “I need a trash bag!” while standing next to two garbage cans.
“What the fuck Paul?” Karine has learned the most important phrase in the English language. “I hate you this.” Karine can’t understand why they left the support of her family to be fully on their own and equally poor in the United States, and suspects she’ll be returning to Brazil with just their baby while Paul orders a job whistle from a survivalist catalog.
NEXT WEEK: Angela and Michael reunite and Angela is traumatized by some kitchen creature, Karine is shown a post-tornado apartment Paul suggests they squat in, Father Kalani dusts off his ass-kicking boots, Andrei gets even more piggish while Libby sort of maybe considers almost saying something, and Debbie is waist deep in jealousy moments after the plane lands in Brazil, because not once has Colt kissed her that way.
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2020.06.30 06:16 Don-Jee I need to change custody

Ok, my parents got divorced when I was little. My dad was a cheating drunk and my mom was a good christian women and obviously that didn't work out. As I grew older my mom changed, and so did my dad. My mom's mental health went to shit, she is broke and is trying really hard to do the right thing but she can't. I am still treated as I was when my dad first left. I have no freedom and I can't even see my gf I've been dating for almost a year more than once a month. I am sixteen and this is getting out of hand. I have no say in anything, when I grow up I won't know how to make decisions because I am not allowed to make them. I love my mom, she is amazing, but she doesn't know how to handle a 16 year old alone, and I don't blame her. Over the years my dad has sobered up, he got married, he is a good positive guy and he is in a better place to have me. I think it would be best for me to live with him. But the problem is...I really love my mom and I don't want to hurt her, she has raised me and she is doing the best she can. She is very loving and she has good intentions. I don't want to leave her. But I can't keep doing this...if I could get advice that would be great (oh, and I live in Utah)
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2020.06.08 14:50 DubTeeDub Open Letter to Steve Huffman and the Board of Directors of Reddit, Inc– If you believe in standing up to hate and supporting black lives, you need to act

Open Letter to Steve Huffman and the Board of Directors of Reddit, Inc – If you believe in standing up to hate and supporting black lives, you need to act
Dear Steve,
On June 1, you shared a letter on Reddit’s blog “Remember the Human – Black Lives Matter”. In this letter, you claim “as Snoos, we do not tolerate hate, racism, and violence, and while we have work to do to fight these on our platform, our values are clear.”
As of today, neither you nor any other Reddit admins have shared this letter anywhere on reddit.com. However, the response to this message was swift on Twitter, where you were rightfully labeled as hypocritical based on your long and well-recorded history of defending racism and white supremacy on this site.
Among the many responses was this message from former CEO of Reddit, Ellen Pao.
I am obligated to call you out: You should have shut down the_donald instead of amplifying it and its hate, racism, and violence. So much of what is happening now lies at your feet. You don't get to say BLM when reddit nurtures and monetizes white supremacy and hate all day long
Many others shared links and screenshots of your past statements saying “Open racism and slurs are fine to post on Reddit”.
The problem of Reddit’s leadership supporting and providing a platform for racist users and hateful communities has long been an issue. Nearly six years ago, dozens of subreddits signed the original open letter to the Reddit admins calling for action. While the Reddit admins acknowledged the letter and said it was a high priority to address this issue, extremely little has been done in the intervening years.
On June 5, you shared this update on /Announcements, Upcoming changes to our content policy, our board, and where we’re going from here. In the post, you stated that there is a need for continued adjustments of Reddit’s content policy to address racism and that this remains a priority. These continued statements that you hear us, that this is a priority, or that you are working on it are not enough. It has been five years since your return as CEO and this still remains Reddit’s most glaring problem.
Steve, if you and Reddit genuinely care about the values of standing up to racism and hate, then you need to back it up with real action. As moderators on this website who have dedicated countless hours to keeping this site running, we call on Reddit to take the following steps:
At /AgainstHateSubreddits, we have laid out the many failures of Steve time and again to stand up to white supremacy on this site time and time and time again.
With a website with the impact of Reddit on the broader conversations being held in communities around the world, this website needs real leadership and real action.
We hope that Reddit will not just share empty platitudes — but will take a meaningful stand against hate, and take these recommendations to heart.
This letter is co-signed by more than 200 300 350 430 550 650 800 communities representing well over 200 hundreds of millions of subscribers:
If your subreddit is not listed and would like to sign on, please leave a comment below
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2020.06.08 04:17 psychodavidest0001 9/11: the American Reichstag and My uncle Smiley

9/11: the American Reichstag and My uncle Smiley
The History of the Ongoing American fight to Restore Slavery.
or
What does the World have against Israel and the Jews?
David Estrada.
That this work may pay homage to the Blessed Trinity and for the benefit of all life…
Someone told me that nothing is impossible because the word impossible says: I’m Possible to which I replied; ‘Equality is Possible’.
…for My Family
Before we begin, I want to pray for our collective souls and our freedom…
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host,
by the Divine Power of God,
cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
This is might be an excerpt of a familiar song about something that many people would attribute to a lone gunman and people who speak of the ongoing American Civil War to overturn the freedom of many American…to overturn the Emancipation Proclamation.
Bullet by The Misfits
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run
Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride
Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead…
George Walker Bush was governor of Texas when their legislation tried to pass many bills concerning Texas seceding from the Union. He was instrumental in voting these bills down. The secessionist movement is in order to reestablish a country within the America Continents that would be home to White Supremacy and Black Slavery. And I propose that this was the catalyst for the events on September Eleventh, two thousand one…
In two thousand five August Kreis III received media attention by seeking an Aryan Nations–al Qaeda alliance. In (Ironically) August of nineteen ninety-six I was drunk at a backyard party at 16041 Marlinton Ave Whittier, California with so-called friends who recently attended Aryan Fest at Aryan Nations near Hayden, Idaho along with guests from Coleville, Utah talking about David Duke’s and the other members of these Hate Groups plan along with help from their ‘Friends at the Network’ to attack the Eastern Seaboard and assassinate the President. It was about three or four in the morning I was very drunk and one of these assclowns began a diatribe about how there are too many people in churches…Aryan Nations is the founding group of Al Qaeda. Extreme Islam and White Supremacy have one common enemy…Israel. Aryan Nations is Al Qaeda…
When Muslims move to the west and stop fighting Israel and the West, Isis began to recruit light-skinned people to become fighters…It doesn’t matter that they are Muslim or Christian it is just a disguise to carry out a long-term plan of White Supremacy. In World War II the Arab Nations were aligned with the Axis Powers and the Six-Day war and Middle Eastern Terrorism is just one front of the continuing effort to kill the Jews…bring back Black Slavery…and replace a loving forgiving God with the worship of Adolf Hitler or whatever White Supremacist is the Fascist leader of their New Empire.
The Eagle of Death Metal attack in two thousand fifteen was an example of Isis and Aryan Nations…or any Hate Group within this ‘Network’ having many masks… It is just a means to an end like moving toy soldiers on a play battlefield…A Koran hiding a gun is the same as a Holy Bible hiding a gun…It is just a means to disguise who is killing Jews today and who wants to restore Black Slavery, today. Charlie Hebdo…the same. Attack the Tour de France… ‘Look at my left hand while my right hand pulls the trigger of the gun aimed at you’…a bit of distraction.
David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear with his magic. David Duke made the Twin Towers disappear and tried to fly a MIG into the White House with a little help from his friends. What does a suicide pilot need with guns or missiles…? The plane’s backup plan was the Pentagon.
If not for something I said at a little party in nineteen ninety-six and seven maybe the proper authorities would not have responded to save President Bush taking him and his family out of the White House having their final confirmation near Victory over Europe day in 2001 when my dad Jesus Estrada faked his death. May eighth, two thousand one. Why am I so important?
“My brother is in the Navy and we are going to kick your asses.” I said to the men from Coleville, Utah in a drunken stupor when they thought I had passed out drunken…unresponsive. But because of a very complicated scenario, I repressed the memory of this night with the men from Coleville, Utah at Melvin Zercher’s family home after his kids and people I thought were my friends got back from Aryan Fest at Aryan Nations.
For years the Klu Klux Klan and ‘the Network’ have been extorting celebrities, politicians, and their families in order to fund terrorism.
JFK spoke up about Civil Rights on June eleventh, nineteen sixty-three and he was killed in Dallas on November twenty-second of the same year. George Walker Bush votes against Texas secessionism as governor of Texas and as President, he and many Americans are victims of terrorism. The Klu Klux Klan and the ‘American Hate Network’ have our freedoms in a stranglehold.
I want to propose that every attack on the PONTUS since the Emancipation Proclamation was an attempt to reinstate Slavery…Every attack on the PONTUS since World War II was an attempt to reinstate Slavery, continue the Holocaust, and erase Israel from the world map…
My biological Aunt is Audrey Hepburn and as one of many attempts to extort the Hepburn family my adopted Uncle Officer Cesario ‘Smiley’ Rodriguez Jr was murdered by Donald Esenbach and Melvin Zercher as he worked undercover in front of a liquor store off Acacia and La Palma in Anaheim, California in the summer of 1981 months after I was adopted by the Estrada family. In the hopes, my biological family would come to swoop me away from danger…so that the White Power extortionists could know where the money comes from and how to bleed the Hepburn family dry to fund domestic terrorism so that ‘The South will Rise…Again…’
I was also adopted with a sister who is biologically unrelated and placed there by Police who pledge allegiance to Aryan Nation, the Klu Klux Klan, or ‘the American Hate Network’… Toni Jones…Toni Reinette…Bethany…Yolie Rodriguez…Lisa Wise…Toni Estrada (?) she uses many aliases…like the many faces of Anti-Semitism and White Supremacy.
And many of these domestic terrorists are trained by the US military.
And many are chalked up to be acting alone…
Charles Manson…
Lee Harvey Oswald…
Eric Rudolph…
Tim McVeigh…
Start a Race War to bring back Slavery and continue the Holocaust at any cost…
And SARS and Covid-19 are cover stories or Media Black Outs so that the media doesn’t pass any messages to ‘the American Hate Network’ through the evening news.
George Zimmerman was one of these stories…
In World War Two there was the Zimmermann telegram which was intercepted by the US but it was intended to illicit Mexico’s help against the United States in reward the Garden Purchase would be given back to Mexico…
I was listening to George W Bush and the good people of the Media were trying to tell the Klan and ‘the American Hate Network’ that they have the idea… Don’t Fuck with the PONTUS and stop trying to Extort the Media…
But after Aryan Nations lost their legal battle and were knocked down, they helped Bin Laden knock down the Twin Towers.
I think George Floyd is another one of there messages to the People that your freedom is in danger and although you are not in the military, and you are not a police officer you need to fight because ‘the American Hate Network’ has been exposed and Al Qaeda is an American creation and is more exported than Ford or Chevy. There are more militia training grounds in the Midwest than the Middle East and some of these people were trained by the American Military.
There are other personal things that happened to me…
The Police Family of the adopted sister who molested me and the White Power neighbors helped me to know that I am worthless because of kidney disease but I am supposed to marry the adopted sister who molested me because no other woman would love me…
These people had my Catholic Schools, Fullerton College, and UCI change my grades for various reasons so I cannot know that I’m a genius and I was the Valedictorian at St Paul High School Class of 1994 or that I have an IQ of 190 something but White Power extortionists will murder me or my family if I don’t live as they wish…
They sold Russian Assault rifles saying I was their source to the man who killed the Caltrans Workers. Not only did Matthew and Martin Zercher sell the SKSs but used my name to frame me and extort the Hepburn Family…
They roofied a bunch of girls I went to high school with at a party where they were going to make amends for St Paul Catholic High School suppressing my grades but instead, they blamed me when Cory Hobgood raped Marissa Garcia after Josh Hazlett made sure only certain girls drank the sugary Coca-Cola. I argued with him in from of Joanne is now wife about drink the Coca-Cola that was laced with roofies…they made sure I was drunk the whole day and Martin Zercher gave me a drunken tour of the Loomis home making sure I touched the room where they let Marissa Garcia pass out in so it would have my fingerprints in it. While Yesenia Vega and I were at her sister Nadine’s home Marissa passed out in one of the Loomis’ bedrooms and Cory Hobgood raped her making sure not to leave fingerprints so I would be blamed for this.
Matthew and Martin Zercher along with the sister who molested me as a child went to Nadine’s home and used the barrels of their guns to tap on the bedroom window to disturb Yesenia and me from having consensual drunken sex…and then the other white power extortionists said I would be murdered if I ever dated or had sex with any woman….
Like Harvey Weinstein and other celebrities caught in sex scandals, they could have just paid the extortion to the Klu Klux Klan and funded ‘the American Hate Network’ and their attempts to overturn the Emancipation Proclamation and continue the Holocaust.
The CIA also has ‘remote sleep hypnosis’ which may account for any modern account that the person in question was schizophrenic or insane. Short Wave radio plus sleep hypnosis…you can place it into a mattress…a clock radio and now with cellular technology. People who leave the military or CIA are recruited after they return home…after they have already been taught military technologies often in violation of nondisclosure agreements and in my case no one would believe that my neighbors would use this against me to help further the cause of White Supremacy…anti-sematic agendas…and to bring back slavery. Who would use remote sleep hypnosis on a child after murdering his uncle and then move in next door or down the street from the witnesses who the police don’t take seriously…Don Esenbach and Melvin Zercher did…
I’m guessing my unique circumstances may be what continues to block my being published as a fictional author or having any piece… and by piece, I mean sex with women who don't worship Adolf Hitler and the color of their White Supremacist skin...
but I'm sure I'm a worthless person...maybe that's the answer. David Estrada is a waste of resources.
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2020.06.04 21:30 Puterboy1 Open minded reviews on the DCOMs of 1999

It has been twenty years since the dusk of the 1st millennium and the dawn of the second one and it reminds us of how old we’ve been getting since 1999, a time of hip dances, great music, oncoming video games and even movies. Theatrical releases like Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, The Matrix and The Green Mile were international hits, but it’s mostly the made-for-television films that make us feel closer to home. To be precise, the Disney Channel Original Movies, which began since the channel’s inception in 1983 with the baseball film Tiger Town, under the banner “Disney Channel Premiere Films”. Following this, a number of other great movies from the likes of The Blue Yonder, The Parent Trap sequels, the Not Quite Human trilogy, Mother Goose Rock ‘n’ Rhyme, Perfect Harmony, Susie Q, Wish Upon a Star and finally, The Paper Brigade were produced, but we’ll get to the movies that most 90s kids know and love that began in 1997, from a sophisticated and philosophical perspective.
The first Disney Channel Original Movie was (supposedly) Northern Lights, starring Diane Keaton and Joseph Cross, which was derived from a 1988 stage play about a woman receiving legal custody over her late brother’s son. In a semi-realistic portrayal of a child’s life with a new caregiver, it has it shares of quirks and bizarre circumstances that all seem to culminate in a comic ending.
The second Disney Channel Original Movie (officially the first as of 2019) was Under Wraps, an odd fantasy of a trio of kids finding a mummy who comes to life in the basement of an abandoned mansion. External sympathy is balanced between the children and the mummy when they learn that he will cease to exist if he does not go back to his coffin before midnight. It also deals with taming one’s internal fears of monsters and the unknown, for even mummies deserve love and attention.
You Lucky Dog is just about as complex as the climatic case between three greedy relatives and a dog therapist with the ability to understand a dog’s thoughts, accompanied by a Saint Bernard-Golden Retriever mix christened, of all names, Lucky. Living a dog’s lifestyle and mannerisms is not all that easy and having such a telekinetic ability is enough to make a lot of dog owners completely envious in real life.
It is difficult to say that Brink could be a precursor to the Xbox game Jet Set Radio Future, but rather it is a modern take on the story of Hans Brinker or the Silver Skates with its themes of extreme skating and choosing who you feel most affiliated with before it becomes hard to tell which side you belong on. Family is also an important issue, as the protagonist Brink has to deal with his family’s financial problems, which puts a strain on this Faustian tale where the devil is played by the rogue skater Val.
In the footsteps of Under Wraps, the Disney Channel returned to Halloween aesthetics with 1998’s Halloweentown and it’s three sequels, which told the story of Debbie Reynolds playing an elderly witch who has to defeat an impending darkness that threatens her home with the help of her three grandchildren. The film had proven to be so popular that St. Helens, Oregon, where the movie was filmed even decorates its town square to resemble the titular location during the Halloween season, with special appearances by Kimberley J. Brown, who plays Marnie Piper in the film.
The books that the Zenon movies are based upon provide a bit more background on the titular protagonist’s life aboard a space station as well as the futuristic slang than what the script has to offer. The first movie deals with a classical case of a young girl trying to tell the truth but no one believes her as well as an unorthodox method of grounding that sees our young heroine spending an unspecified amount of time on Earth with her Aunt Judy (in the first book, Zenon has to spend the summer holidays on her grandparents’ farm doing old-fashioned chores). In spite of this, the truth always does prevail, and like any other heroine living between two worlds, she always manages to save the day.
Can of Worms also deals with space themes, but in any similarity to the novel it was based on is purely coincidental. It could have gone deeper into the psychological analyzing of existentialism and finding one’s purpose, but at least in the end, you come to accept for who you really are, human or alien. The title of the film serves its purpose as a distress call and the worms are viewed as another term for “alien”.
The Thirteenth Year could be seen as a modern-day retelling of Hans Christian Anderson’s The Little Mermaid, but using a boy’s transformation from human to merman as an allegory for puberty is a pretty odd choice. The underwater sequences are atmospheric as well as the music that accompanies it, serving as one of the film’s strongest points. However, it also has its responsibilities of hiding the future of a new life that is bestowed upon by protagonist Cody Griffin. The more Cody has to hide his secret, the more he has to accept the responsibility of confessing his true nature to his loved ones.
The following film Smart House also dealt with another thirteen-year old’s problems. This time filling in for the role of a mother, whose death is not explained in full detail to avoid poorly executed exposition. His attempts at trying to keep his father from dating another woman to prevent his mom’s memory from being erased is a pretty unique switch on how some children want a new mother while the father finds it difficult in gaining a relationship to fill the void left behind by his wife. The film also serves as a template and a milestone in the development of smart home technology and how it’s AI system can learn from it without going overboard. The home’s computerized housekeeper Pat (played by Katey Segal) is the real hero of the story. In my eyes, she isn’t really a villain, but rather, like the robotic character of Weebo from the 1997 Flubber remake, she is simply misunderstood and underappreciated and longs to become human in order to get closer to her new occupants, despite the fact she may never be nothing more than a machine.
Johnny Tsunami is a tale of fire and ice, or heat and snow in this case with its sports themes of surfing and snowboarding. Having to move from Hawaii to Vermont (which was actually the winter capped areas of Utah where those scenes were filmed) is one thing, but having to deal with a feud between two brothers is another story entirely. Amidst the Dead Poets Society aesthetics of boarding school and strict rules, with Kirsten Storms’ character Emily helping our protagonist in certain circles, it is the character’s middle-aged grandfather who brings peace to his son’s negative views on surfing as well as the peace between the aforementioned feud.
Genius, which stars Trevor Morgan as the protagonist, feels like a case of mistaken identity as our young scientist tries to lead the double life of being a good boy and a bad boy, all the while being tutored by a girl slightly older than him named Claire. Emmy Rossum, the actress who plays Claire, gives the character a sarcastic (sometimes) choice of dialogue and it is she who drives Morgan’s desire to be close to her. As with Johnny Tsunami before it, another ice related sport plays a role in this film: hockey.
Don’t Look Under the Bed is just as mysterious as The Twilight Zone, but with a greater moral at hand that any child should be reminded of. If you stop believing in an imaginary friend too soon, that figure will turn into a bogeyman. But could any of that happen to your own imaginary friend? Only you can decide. It also serves as a mystery that’s relatable in the real world, with adults trying to find a “perfectly logical explanation” for all of the strange occurrences.
Horse Sense unites two of the Lawrence brothers, Andrew and Joey, has them portrayed as cousins and builds a story based on responsibility and maturity. Michael, Joey’s character, has put too much of own social life on full focus in favor of his cousin, so he has to go to Tommy’s ranch in order to help him out on his own, while learning about the importance and needs of others along the way. The classic save-the-ranch plot is one of typical findings in a family feature, but the depiction of land trusts, finances and other banking related materials is something that only real estate agents will completely understand.
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2020.06.04 17:08 ChildfreeFamily Help fact-checking a list of well known Childfree people

I'm compiling a list of childfree people for a blog. I have found a few lists online (which have been helpful). But in some cases they were not up-to-date. A person may have had children since being added to their list (example: I had to remove George Clooney who appeared on a number of lists). Or there might be some people missing who should be on the list.
If you have a moment to scan the list and let me know of any other errors or omissions it would be appreciated.
It has been fun working on this list. A few people on it surprised me. Thanks again for any help.
\Edit for clarification: the term "childfree", in the sense of this list, will be in regards to people who never had a child from a live birth, fostered a child, adopted a child, or was a step-parent.*

Herbert Samuel Adams – Sculptor
Charles Addams – Cartoonist (The New Yorker)
Jane Addams - Social Worker, Political Activist, Co-Founder of the ACLU, & Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Nancy Addison – Actress
Louisa May Alcott – Author
Cynthia May Westover Alden – Author, Philanthropist
Grover Cleveland Alexander – Baseball Player
Suzy Allegra – Author
Marty Allen – Comedian
John Murray Anderson – Musical Theatre Producer
Laurie Anderson – Performance Artist
Marian Anderson – Concert Singer
Louis Andriessen – Composer
Jennifer Aniston – Actress
Susan B. Anthony – Womans’ Suffragist
Samuel Appleton – Politician, Philanthropist
Geoffrey Arend - Actor
Louis Armstrong – Musician (Contested: The Louis Armstrong Museum states he had no children, but in 2012 Sharon Preston-Folta has claimed to be his daughter from Lucille “Sweets” Preston, a dancer at the New York Cotton Club)
Boris Artzybasheff – Artist
Dorothy Arzner – Film Director
Dr. Robert C. Atkins – Diet Doctor, Author, Creator of the Atkins Diet
V.C. Andrews – Author
Jane Austen – Author
Max Baer Jr. – Actor
Francis Bacon – Politician, Philosopher, Scientist
Florence Bailey – Author, Naturalist, Ornithologist
Tallulah Bankhead – Actress
Abdullah al-Baradouni – Yemeni Poet
Bob Barker – Game Show Host
Joe Barr – Canadian Politician
Lynda Barry – Cartoonist
Clara Barton - Nurse, Humanitarian, Founder and First President of the American Red Cross
Kathy Bates – Actress
Jaya Battacharya – Actress
King Baudouin – King of Belgium
Samuel Beckett – Author, Playwright, Poet
Ludwig Van Beethoven – Composer
Joe Besser – Actor
Isabella Bird – Author
Jacqueline Bisset – Actress
Lewis Black – Comedian
Eubie Blake – Musician, Composer
William Blake – Artist
Brenda Blethyn – Actress
Marc Blitzstein – Composer, Dramatist
Baroness Karen Blixen – Author
Rosa Bonheur – French Painter and Sculptor
Pierre Bonnard – Artist
William Edgar Borah – Politician
Lara Flynn Boyle – Actress
Georges Brassens – Singer
Alison Brie – Actress
Joe Bob Briggs aka John Bloom – Author, Movie Critic
Raymond Briggs – Children’s Book Author
Poppy Z. Brite – Author
Anne Bronte – Author
Louise Brooks – Actress
Helen Gurley Brown – Feminist, Editor
Reno Browne – Actress, Equestrian
Delta Burke – Actress
Kathy Burke - Actress, Comedian
James Buchanan – 15th U.S. President
Pat Buchanan – Politician, Presidential Candidate
James Burke – Creator of the PBS Series “Connections”, Scientific American columnist
Raymond Burr – Actor
Caryl Lee Burroughs – Hollywood Animal Trainer
Leo Buscaglia – Author
Brett Butler – Actress, Comedian
Julia Cameron – Director
Phyllis Carlyle – Film Producer
Dora Carrington – Bloomsbury Artist
Laura Carroll – Author
Mary Casatt – Artist
Roger Casement – Irish Patriot
Nina Cassian – Poet
Barbara Castle – British Politician
Kim Cattrall – Actress
Mary Chapin Carpenter – Singer, Songwriter
Rosamond Halsey Carr – Founder of Rwanda’s Imbabazi Orphanage, Author, Fashion Designer
Richard Chamberlain – Actor
Coco Chanel – Fashion Designer (Contested: Following her elder sister’s suicide, she looked after her son)
Stockard Channing – Actress
RuPaul Andre Charles - Drag Performer, TV Personality
Judy Chicago – Artist
Margaret Cho – Comedian
Julia Child – Professional Chef, Cookbook Author
Helen Clark – New Zealand Prime Minister
Patricia Clarkson – Actress
Dorothy Clewes – Children’s Book Author
Imogene Coca – Actress
Claudette Colbert – Actress
Billy Collins – U.S. Poet Laureate
C. Collodi – Author
William Conrad – Actor
Frances Conroy – Actress
Storm Constantine – Fantasy Writer
Jill Ker Conway – Author, first woman President of Smith College
Anne Cool – Canadian Senator
Pat Coombs – Actress
Copernicus – Scientist
John Corbett – Actor
Joseph Cornell – Artist and Creator of the Cornell Box
Ann Coulter – Political Commentator
Alec Sadler Craig – Australian Politician, Philanthropist
Quentin Crisp – Author, Actor
Tim Curry – Actor
Charlotte Curtis – First woman on the masthead of The New York Times
Patrika Darbo – Actress
Simone de Beauvoir – Author
Mahmoud Darwish – Palestinian Poet
Leonardo Da Vinci – Artist
Gray Davis – Governor of California
Ellen Degeneres – Comedian
Jeffery Deaver – Author
Eugene Victor Debs – Activist
Bessie and Sadie Delaney – Authors
Dana Delany – Actress
Don DeLillo – Author
Del Rubio Triplets – Musical Group
Bo Derek – Actress
Rene Descartes – Philosopher
Portia De Rossi – Actress
Emily Dickinson – Poet
Benjamin Disraeli – Politician, Author
Steve Ditko – Cartoonist, co-creator of the Spider-Man Comics
Dorothea Dix – Educator, writer, philanthropist
Hannah Dobryn – Author
Tamara Dobson – Actress
Richard Donner – Film Director
Lauren Shuler Donner – Film Producer
Lizzie Douglas aka Memphis Minnie- Singer, Guitarist, Songwriter
Marjory Stoneman Douglas – Environmentalist, Founder of Friends of the Everglades
Maureen Dowd – Columnist, Pulitzer Prize winner
Sir George Downing – Founder of Downing College, Cambridge, England
Gabriel Dumont – Native American Tribal Leader
Lena Dunham - Actress, Director, Producer
Francis Drake – Explorer
Fran Drescher – Actress
Esther Dyson – Author, Internet Expert
Amelia Earhart – Aviator
Deborah Eisenberg – Author
Liubov Egorova – Dancer
Anita Ekberg – Actress
T.S. Eliot – Poet
Havelock Ellis – Psychologist, Author
Tracee Ellis Ross – Actress
Harlan Ellison – Author
Elizabeth I – Queen of England
Joan Elm – Canadian Politician, Community Activist
Bonnie Erbé – PBS Commentator and Columnist
Dame Edith Evans – British Film and Stage Actress
Linda Evans – Actress
Rupert Everett – Actor
Anne Ewers – CEO of the Utah Symphony & Opera
Jane Fallon – Author
Chow Yun-Fat – Actor
Barbara Feldon – Actress
Pamelyn Ferdin – Actress
Ralph Fiennes – Actor
Lynn Fontanne – Actress
Margot Fonteyn – British Ballerina
Juliana Rieser Force – Whitney Museum Director
Richard Ford – Author, Editor of Granta
Margaretta Forten – Abolitionist
Dian Fossey – Anthropologist
Janet Frame – Poet
Felix Frankfurter – Supreme Court Justice
Tanya Franks – Actress
William Frawley – Actor
Frank Frazetta – Artist
Alice Freeman – First woman to be President of a liberal arts college, (Wellesley), helped establish the University of Chicago.
Elsie Freund – Artist, Jewelry Designer
Louis Freund – Artist
Robert Fripp – Composer, Musician
Stephen Fry - Actor, Comedian
Eva Gabor – Actress
Magda Gabor – Actress
Maxwell Gage – Noted New Zealand Geologist
Diamanda Galas – Singer
Tess Gallagher – Author
Paul William Gallico – Author
Janeane Garofalo – Actress, Comedian
Greta Garbo – Actress
Ava Gardner – Actress
Henry Garfiled aka Henry Rollins - Musician (Black Flag, Rollins Band)
Greer Garson – Actress
Gloria Gaynor – Singer
Anthony Geary – Soap Opera Actor
Ricky Gervais – Comedian
William Schwenck Gilbert – Composer for Gilbert & Sullivan
Althea Gibson – Athlete
Dorothy Gish – Actress
Lillian Gish – Actress
Katharine Bruce Glasier – Author
Susan Glaspell – Playwright
Sharon Gless – Actress
Crispin Glover – Actor
Christoph Willibald Gluck – Composer
Paulette Goddard – Actress
Robert Hutchings Goddard – Physicist
Kurt Godel – Author
Alexander Godunov – Actor, Dancer
Stephen Goldin – Author
Emma Goldman – Activist, Feminist
Valeria Golino – Actress
Jan Goodwin – Author, Travel Writer
Edward Gorey – Artist
Lotte Goslar – Dancer
Lauren Graham - Actress (Contested - Her long-term partner has a child.)
Martha Graham – Choreographer
Cecil Green – Former CEO of Texas Instruments, Philanthropist
Johnny Green – Musician
Gael Greene – Food Critic, Author
Baroness Susan Greenfield – Director of the Royal Institution, Professor of Synaptic Pharmacology at Oxford University, Neurologist
John Robert Gregg – Inventor of the Gregg Shorthand Method, Publisher
Joyce Grenfell – British Actress
Nanci Griffith – Singer, Songwriter
Martha Griffiths – First Female Michigan Lieutenant Governor
Terry Gross – NPR Host
James Grout – Actor
Mabel Dole Haden – Former President of NABWA
Catherine Hakim – British Sociologist
Daryl Hall – Singer, Musician (Hall & Oates)
Jon Hamm - Actor
Celia Hammond – Former Model and Animal Activist
Lionel Hampton – Musician
Georg Friedrich Handel – Composer
Chelsea Handler - Comedian
Howard Harold Hanson – Pulitzer-Prize Winning Composer
Setsuko Hara – Japanese Actress
Warren Gamaliel Harding – 29th U.S. President
E Chambré Hardman – Photographer
Jean Harlow - Actress
Debbie Harry – Singer (Blondie)
Alex Heard – Author
Sir Edward Heath - Politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Susan Helms – Astronaut
Christina Hendricks - Actress, Model
Adrian Henri – Poet, Painter
Marguerite Henry – Children’s Book Author
Katherine Hepburn – Actress
Milton S. Hershey – Founder of the Hershey Chocolate Company
Lorena Hickok – AP Political Reporter
Taiko Hirabayashi – Author
Nicole Hollander – Cartoonist
Thelma Holt – Actress, Theatre Producer
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. – Associate Justice of the Supreme Court (USA)
Grace Murray Hopper – Computer Scientist
Rima Horton - Politician
Soad Hosni – Egyptian Actress
Lila Kedrova Howard – Actress
Mick Hucknall – Singer
Howard Hughes - American Business Magnate, Investor, Pilot, Engineer, Film Director, Philanthropist
Bonnie Hunt – Actress
Kristin Hunter – Children’s Book Author
Lauren Hutton – Actress, Model
Patricia Ireland – President of the National Organization for Women, NOW
George J. Irbe – Creator of the Great Lakes water temperature climatology
John A. “Jack” Jackson – Philanthropist, Oilman
Tove Jansson – Children’s Book Author
Randall Jarrell – Poet
Anna Jarvis – the “Founder of Mother’s Day”
Joan of Arc – Christian Saint
Jack Johnson – First African-American to win the heavyweight boxing championship of the world.
Margaret Johnston – Actress
Martin and Osa Johnson – Authors, Photographers, explorers, and naturalists.
Richard Mentor Johnson – U.S. Vice-President
Samuel Johnson – Author, Editor
William Hugh Johnston – Labor Leader
Carolyn Jones – Actress
Renee Jones – Actress
Spike Jonze – Film Director
Ashley Judd – Actress, Activist
Madeline Kahn – Actress
Immanuel Kant – Philosopher
Julie Kavner – Actress
Nikos Kazantzakis – Author
Odette Keene – Musician
Helen Keller – Author
Joyce Kennard – Judge
Joe Kernan – Politician
Maynard Keynes – Economist, Founder of the Vic-Wells Ballet, Financed the Arts Theatre in Cambridge, England
King Louis XVI – King of France
William Lyon MacKenzie King – Former Canadian Prime Minister
William Rufus King – U.S. Vice-President
Robert Kiyosaki – Author
Caroline Knapp – Author
Aleksandra Kollontai – Author
Dean Koontz – Author
Tadeusz Kościuszko – Polish Patriot
Jerzy Kosinski – Author
Jonathan Kozol – Author, Activist
Lee Krasner – Artist
Albert Kroc – Co-Developer of McDonald’s Fast Food Chain
Henry Richardson Labouisse – Diplomat, Former Head of UNICEF
Karl Lagerfeld - Fashion Designer
Princess Lakshmi – Indian Princess
Elsa Lanchester – Actress
Philip Larkin – Author, Poet
Charles Laughton – Actor, Director
Dan Lauria – Actor
Frank John Lausche – Politician
Tom Lehrer – Singer, Musician
Jay Leno – TV Host
Richard Lewis – Comedian
Lyn Lifshin – Poet
Queen Liliuokalani – Queen of Hawaii
Siân Lloyd – Weather Broadcaster
Carole Lombard – Actress
Jack Lord – Actor
Pauline Lord – Actress
Patty Loveless – Singer
Alfred Lunt – Actor
John Lyon – Philanthropist, Regarded as the Founder of The Great Public School Of Harrow
Rose McClendon – Actress
Robert McCormick – Former Owner of the Chicago Tribune
Mary Jackson McCrorey – Politician, Activist
Hattie McDaniel – Actress
Roddy McDowall – Actor, Photographer
Odd McIntyre – Newspaper Columnist
Ian McKellen – Actor
Kristy McNichol – Actress
Janet McTeer – Actress
Christine McVie – Singer, Songwriter (Fleetwood Mac)
Dora Maar – Photographer
René Magritte – Artist
Bill Maher – TV Personality
Katherine Mansfield – Author
Shirley Manson – Singer
Vito Anthony Marcantonio – Politician
Francesca Marciano – Actress
Miriam Margoyles – Actress
Mary Ellen Mark – Award-Winning Photographer
William III & Mary II of England – King & Queen of England, Ireland, and Scotland
Bobbie Ann Mason – Children’s Book Author
Mari Matsunaga – Creator of i-mode, Named One of the Top 25 Tech Women of the Web
Theresa May - Politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Giuseppe Mazzini – Italian Patriot
Fradique de Menezes – President of Sao Tome and Principe
Melina Mercouri – Greek Actress
Freddie Mercury – Musician
Angela Merkel – German Chancellor
George Michael – Musician
Oscar Micheaux – Film Director, Producer, Author
Edna St. Vincent Millay – Poet
Alley Mills – Actress
Brenda Milner – Renowned Professor of Neuro-Psychology: Mcgill’s Faculty Of Medicine And At The Montreal Neurological Institute
Kylie Minogue - Singer
Helen Mirren – Actress
Margaret Mitchell – Author
Eugenio Montale – Nobel Prize Winner, Poet, Author, Editor, Translator
Vicki Moore – Spanish Animal Rights Philanthropist
John Morgan – Founder of the University of Pennsylvania Medical School, and Medical Director of the Continental Army
Lady Morgan (Sydney Owenson) – Author
Morrissey – Musician
Rob Morse – Columnist (San Francisco Chronicle)
Marjorie “Mo” Mowlam – Britain’s Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
John Mulaney – Comedian
Annamarie Tendler Mulaney – Artist
Diana Muldaur – Actress
Megan Mullally - Actress
Ona Munson – Actress
Haruki Murakami – Author
Iris Murdoch – Author
Mikayil Mushfig – Poet
Modest Mussorgsky – Composer
Kanagarajah Muthiah – Tamil Activist
Ralph Nader – Activist
Taslima Nasrin – Author
Alla Nazimova – Actress
Noel Neill – Actress
Bebe Neuwirth – Actress
Sir Isaac Newton – Scientist
Stevie Nicks – Singer (Fleetwood Mac)
Friedrich Nietzsche – Philosopher
Florence Nightingale – Nurse
Ursula Nordstrom – Children’s Book Editor
Jessye Norman – Opera Singer
Kim Novak – Actress
Rudolph Nureyev – Dancer
Anita O’Day – Jazz Singer
Georgia O’Keeffe – Artist
Frederick D. O’Neal – Actor, Playwright
Joyce Carol Oates – Author
Nick Offerman - Actor
Sandra Oh - Actress
Claire Parker – Director, Animator
Dorothy Parker – Author
Suzanne-Lori Parks – Playwright
Rosa Parks – Activist
Dolly Parton – Singer, Actress
Julia Pascal – Playwright
Ann Patchett – Author
Alicia Patterson – Editor
Wolfgang Pauli – Physicist
Linus Pauling – Winner of Nobel Prizes in Chemistry and Peace
Sarah Paulson – Actress
Michelle Paver – Author
Anna Pavlova – Dancer
Molly Peacock – Poet, President Emerita of the Poetry Society of America
Minnie Pearl – Singer
Samuel Pepys – Author
Matthew Perry - Actor
Bernadette Peters – Actress
Jean Peters - Actress
Arthur Phillip – First British Administrator Sent to Australia
Wendell Phillips – Orator and Reformer
William Phillips – Co-founder and Editor of Partisan Review , Writer, Critic
Marge Piercy – Author, Poet
Plato – Philosopher
Martha Plimpton - Actress
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Jackson Pollock – Artist
Katherine Ann Porter – Author
Parker Posey – Actress
Beatrix Potter – Children’s Book Author
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Joyce Purnick – Former New York Times Metro Editor, Journalist
Edna Purviance – Silent Movie Actress
Colin Quinn – Comedian
Robin Quivers – Radio Host
Raffi – Children’s Musician
Bonnie Raitt – Singer, Songwriter
Joey Ramone – Musician
Ayn Rand – Writer, Philosopher, Author
A. Philip Randolph – Politician
Jeanette Rankin – 1st Female US Representative
Man Ray – Artist
Rachel Ray – Celebrity Chef
Lou Reed – Singer, Musician
George Reeves – Actor
Frances Reid – Actress
Leni Riefenstahl – Filmmaker
Janet Reno – Former U.S. Attorney-General
Judith Resnick – Astronaut
Jennifer Rhodes – Actress
Condoleezza Rice – National Security Advisor
Cliff Richards – Musician
Miranda Richardson – Actress
Alan Rickman – Actor, Director
Elizabeth Riddell – Journalist
Sally Ride – First American Female Astronaut
Bridget Riley – Artist
John Ringling – Founder of Ringling Brothers Circus
Mary Roach - Author
Morgan Andrew Robertson – Author
Debbie Rochon – Actress
Norman Perceval Rockwell – Illustrator
Eric Rohmann – Author, Winner of the 2003 Caldecott Medal for Best Illustrated Children’s Book
Ginger Rogers – Actress
Richard Roeper – Film Reviewer, Chicago Sun-Times
Wilhelm Rontgen – Awarded the first Nobel Prize for Physics in 1901, discoverer of X-Rays
William Bruce Rose Jr. aka Axl Rose - Musician (Guns N' Roses)
Mickey Rourke – Actor, Boxer
Patricia Routledge – Actress
Joan Ruddock – Activist
John Ruskin – Author
Winona Ryder – Actress
Yves Saint-Laurent - Fashion Designer
Dr. Lee Salk – Child Psychologist
Renu Saluja – Indian Film Editor
Diana Sands – Actress
Aligi Sassu – Artist
John Sayles – Director
Jean-Paul Sartre – Existential Philosopher
Diane Sawyer – TV News Anchor
Rosika Schwimmer – Author, Activist
Ed and Thelma Schoenberger – Co-founders of the Indiana Flower & Patio Show
Ellen Browning Scripps – Newspaper Columnist, Philanthropist
Joel Schumacher – Film Director
Maurice Sendak – Children’s Book Author
George Bernard Shaw – Playwright
Lionel Shriver – Author
Sarah Silverman – Comedian, Actress
Michael Sinelnikoff – Actor
Siouxsie – Singer, Musician (Siouxsie and the Banshees)
Robert Smith – Singer, Musician (The Cure)
David Shogren – Bassist (Doobie Brothers)
Betty Smith – Author
Dodie Smith – Playwright, Author of The Hundred and One Dalmatians
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Howard Worth Smith – Politician
Kate Smith – Singer
Lemony Snicket (Real Name: Daniel Handler) – Children’s Book Author
David Souter – Supreme Court Justice
Jill St. John – Actress
Mabel Stark – Female Tiger Trainer
Gertrude Stein – Author, Patron of the Arts
Victor Strauss – WWII Journalist
Gloria Steinem – Activist, Writer
Maria W. Stewart – Author, Activist
Lily Strickland – Composer, Writer, Artist
Patrick Swayze – Actor
Loretta Swit – Actress
Henrietta Szold – Holocaust Heroine
Wislawa Szymborska – Nobel Prize Winning Poet
Amy Tan - Writer, Author
Sara Teasdale – Poet
Toni Tennille – Singer (Captain and Tennille)
Princess María Teresa of Bourbon-Parma – French-Spanish Political Activist and Academic
Nikola Tesla – Scientist, Inventor
Theodora – Empress and wife of Justinian I
Susanna Thompson – Actress
Georgianne Thon – Actress
M. Carey Thomas – President of Bryn Mawr College
Willie Mae Thornton – Singer, Songwriter
Jennifer Tilly – Actress
Wendy Tokunaga – Author
Lily Tomlin – Actress, Playwright
Ann Turkel – Model
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2020.05.12 00:34 RSADictator No one knows my brother and I were sexually abused as children.

I have never told anyone about this. My brother also refuses to talk about it.
I (and my brother) were both sexually molested by scumbag Christian-Mormons (adoptive parents) between the ages of 6-12 after my parents divorces and sent us to welfare. In Welfare we were both beaten by our Afrikaans foster family for the entire year we were stuck there. After that were adopted by what initially seemed like kind-loving wannabe parents, in South Africa. I do not wish to go into extreme detail, because too many years of this happened.
They (or specifically - the new adoptive father) eventually started beating us within the first year, restricting movement, telling us all strangers are evil, etc. He also eventually coerced us to tell him we enjoyed sexual activities, and we were punished any time we attempted to claim otherwise.
We moved to America, where I was beaten and sexually abused from utah-all-the-fucking-way-to-seattle over 2 years, running away from home 4 or more times. In Seattle this man worked for "Microsoft Works". After which, we moved to Toronto, Canada. I do not know the company he worked for there, but It was most likely IT or Network Oriented.
In Canada was the peak of the horrors me and my brother went through. Sexual Abuse and beatings were almost daily. Involved everything from sticks, belts, steel scrubbing brushes.
I convinced my brother to run away from home 6 times in the 2-3 years (unsure) that we were trapped in Canada. My hope (as dumb children) was to escape the hell, live on streets, beg for food (better than being beaten). Every time we were picked up by the police. We never knew it was possible to report this shit to the police. When asked why we ran away [by the police] - we could not answer. So instead we were berated by the police many times for being "naughty children", before being returned to our so called "parents".
You can only imagine what happened whenever the police returned us. No, maybe you cannot. But I guarantee you we would be in pain for weeks, tied up - or locked away. We were never beaten on the face, head - or arms. And we always had long sleeve clothing.
We were only allowed to go straight to school and return home. We were not permitted to take place in any kind of after school activity whatsoever. We lived in isolation. I was denied internet. Not allowed to go outside. Beaten for any and all reasons. But the worst: We were forced to perform sexual activities with the adoptive father - and with each other, as brothers. There's a million other things to write here - so Ill leave it at that.
Towards the end of their reign over our lives I started to talk in a less cowardly voice, I was trying to force myself to act with more machismo (fake bravery but I was still fucking terrified). This might have spooked them. Sometime after I turned 12 - they shipped both me and my brother back to Child Welfare in South Africa.
Social Services, Child Welfare, Law Enforcement in the US, CANADA, and SOUTH AFRICA have zero knowledge of what went on under their noses. My mother doesn't know. No on knows. Neither me nor my brother talk about it. He is married - his wife doesn't know. Child Welfare thought were were just bad kids. At 12 years old I was reunited with my birth-mother. She had remarried.
At 13 years old, I had my second last-name change.
I ended up growing up with terrible grades in school, massive issues with anger management , my mother sent me to my biological dad in hopes I got along better with him. I didn't.
I ran away from home for the final time at the age of 16. I was never recovered. I was on/off the streets in South Africa for several years, or living with friends who offered help. I even tried going to the Red Cross but only lasted a week there. Red Cross only helps if you are willing to be force fed Christianity, they even treated me like scum demon - purely because I said "No, I am Atheist".
By the time I was 17 managed to self educate myself PHP, HTML,CSS (web development crap), had a shitty cheap computer. And had started trying freelancing in web development. But then I nailed a job working for a South African Internet Service Provider ( somehow I got lucky ).
I had my first apartment at 17. A bunch of stuff happened afterwards (involving more Christians), and I lost everything.
I wont talk about anything that happened after 17 now, but plenty of things reinforcing my extreme hatred for religion happened after that. Maybe ill write about it some other time.
I'm 35 now. I currently work as a C#/Unity developer for a company developing training simulators. So at least I was able to survive. Too bad my country is going down the shitter, so soon I will probably have nothing again.
My brother eventually got married. He refuses to have children.
I have never been married. I'm fucking terrified of relationships. I have managed to date 3 times though, but I have never found someone I can relate to.
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I have tried to search via internet for these adoptive fucking assholes in an attempt to find out if they adopted additional children, or if they have any kind of social media presence. I want to try and report them (finally, if possible), but have not been able to locate them. I still remember the adoptive father's first and last name. I have forgotten the adoptive mother's name.
I am now 36. I have never married. I am terrified of children. I hate my life and I despise religion. I also still consider suicide often to this very day. I don't have many friends. I think I have never gotten over it. I have read novels/stories of other people who grew up with abusive parents, and find myself utterly enraged every time.
I have thoughts of going back and killing the fucker. If I found the man and found he had more children - I think I would become so
I do not have money to sue, or means to prove this story to anyone. I don't know how to expose them when i cant remember most names. But instead, I am considering releasing his real name - and his last known location publicly on the internet. I want him to pay. I want him to suffer for his actions. But all in all, I wish him the worst death imaginable.
Should I? Is it a good idea - should I release the name to the internet. (I can't find him, I'll bet the internet can).
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2020.05.08 17:37 Lol_Just_Memes The Card in the back of Green Day's Kerplunk! CD... WTF did I just read

Dear Diary, I still can't believe it!! Me, Laurie L., the plainest, most boring girl at Pinhole Valley High School, the girl that all the boys bark at when I walk by, the girl whose Mother wouldn't even let her go to a New Kids On The Block concert because "there's often a bad element at those rock concerts, dear," I got to go on a 4 day tour with my total hearthrobs, GREEN DAY!!! Little did I know that when I entered a "Win A Dream Date With Green Day" contest in Tiger Beat magazine (my lame-o brother calls it Puberty Beat, but what does he know, he's probably a homo anyways) that I, out of all the millions of Green Day fans in America would get picked!! The day that the letter arrived was the happiest day of my life.But before I could get too excited, I realized that I had a biiiig problem....my parents!!! I knew that they'd never let me go off with a rock band for even one night, let alone 4 days! So for once I decided not to put up with their crap. I wasn't sure what to do, so at school the next day I went around to all the weirdos and asked them what THEY would do? See, I figure people who have blue mowhawks and come to school only when they feel like it and make these gross magazines with naked pictures in them must have figured out a way to handle their parents. So I went to this guy Eggplant (boy I feel sorry for him, his parents must have really hated him to name him something like that), and he looked at me like, "You really wanna go on tour with Green Day?" And I said, "Oh yeah, I'd DIE to go on tour with Green Day." He looked at me kind of funny and said, "Yeah, but would you KILL?" I thought he was joking, but I wasn't sure.Then I looked at his beady little eyes piercing deep into my soul and I KNEW he wasn't. I thought, hmmm, what the hell, you only go around once, might as well go for it, blah blah, blah.... So I said, kinda hoarse and everything, "Yeah, I guess I would..." And he said, "Then the one you should talk to is Claude." OMIGOD!!! Even I had heard of Claude. He's so evil that he's practically....SATANIC!!! He dropped out of school in 8th grade, and all he ever does is take drugs and read weird books and molest little girls. I was always afraid to even look at him. But I'd gone too far now to stop. After school, instead of going home, I went to Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley where all the scummy people hang out, and sure enough, there was Claude. He looked all perverted and he was smoking cigarettes and all these girls were standing around him like they wanted him to do bad stuff to them. But they got out of the way when they saw me coming, and Claude wasn't mean or dirty or anything. He was actually kinda nice. He said, "My friend Eggplant tells me YOU have a problem." I said, "Two problems, actually. Two really BIG ones." "Parents, huh? This should take care of em." He handed me a brown bottle full of pills. "How many of these should I take?" I asked him. He laughed, kind of heh-heh like. "No, you dont take them, THEY do. Your parents." "Oh NO," I said, "My parents wouldnt take drugs. Their Christian Scientists." "You look like a smart little girl. I'll bet you can figure something out." And you know what? He was right. I DID! That night, I offered to help my mother make dinner. Then, when she wasn't looking, I emptied all of Claude's pills into the mashed potatoes. Then, I said I didnt feel like eating, and went upstairs and listened to all of my Green Day records 5 or 6 times. After awhile, I stuck my head out the door. "YUCK!" I heard my dad say. "These are the worst mashed potatoes I ever tasted in my life!" "Then cook your own goddam dinner, you lazy scumbag, I'm not your slave." I was suprised, my mother didnt usually swear. My dad said, "I'm not going to eat these. They taste like shit!" But my mother yelled at him, "You eat all those potatoes, or I will dump them over your head, and shove the dish up your ass." "SHHHH" he said. "Laurie will hear you!" "She's asleep, the stupid little bitch! I swear, I dont see how my daughter could be such an idiot! I bet the babies got switched at the hospital!""Now, she's just a little bit slow.""Yeah, and I wonder who she got it from. Are you gonna eat those potatoes?" My dad always does what mom tells him. I even heard him scraping the bowl. After awhile, I heard a clunk and a crash, and then the whole dinning room table fell over. I went downstairs, and they were both flopped out on the floor, like, totally dead. It was weird. I realized that I better do something before my brother got home, because I didnt have enough pills to take care of him too. Luckily, we had a brand new garbage disposal, so I took a butcher knife and cut mom and dad up into little pieces and put them down the garbage. It took a long time, and it was kinda messy, but I kept singing all my favorite Green Day songs, and it made the work easier. The only trouble was, the bones wouldn't go down the garbage disposal, and now I was getting nervous, because my brother would be home any minute. Then I got an idea. I gathered up all the bones and carried them out into the backyard, and threw them over the fence to the neighbor's pitbull. He was so happy, he didnt even bark at me. Then my brother came home. "Where's mom and dad?" he asked. "Uh....they went to....Utah...!" "Utah! Why the hell would they go there?" "Uh, I think they decided to become Mormons or something." He looked at me kinda wierd and went upstairs to look at his porno pictures. I went to my room and started packing my bags! The next morning, I was at the airport. My own private jet waiting for me there, and you know what, it was all painted GREEN, and on the side of it it said "WELCOME ABOARD LAURIE L., GREEN DAY TOUR '90." So, I went on the plane, and I was the only passenger! And all the stewardesses just waited on me! and they listened to Green Day records all the way to Arizona, where the tour was going to start! When I got there, there was a limo, GREEN limo of course, waiting for me, and this guy with a top hat opened the door for me, and when I got in the back seat, THERE THEY WERE!!! All three of them, Billie Joe, Mike, and Tre!!! I was so excited I didn't even know where to sit, I mean, I didnt know which one of them to sit next to first. So I sat between Billie Joe and Tre, and they both started talking to me, but I didn't know which one I liked best cause they were both so nice, but then I decided I liked Bille Joe better, because Tre kept singing these rap songs that had lots of bad words in them. In fact, I was suprised they even let him in the band, because I didn't think GREEN DAY ever said swear words. Well, they did on that one song, "Knowledge", but thats only because it was written by some other band, Operation Ivy, who I heard were a bunch of punk rockers. Then we went to a show at this place called "Hippycore" and there were all these people with long hair standing around eating vegatables and stuff. It was kind of icky. But the worst thing was when I found out there were gonna be some OTHER bands playing, too. I got really mad and said, "Why can't GREEN DAY just play for 3 hours? Why do you have all these other stupid bands?" Everybody told me to be quiet, and that the other bands were good too. But they weren't. I mean, they werent GREEN DAY. They didnt even have any songs that I could sing along to. So, I kept yelling, "BOOOOO! Your terrible! We want Green Day!!" until some rocker bitch told me to shut up or she would re-arrange my face with her bottle opener. I wondered if she was just trying to be friendly, but I decided she wasnt, so I went outside to wait for my heroes, GREEN DAY. But when they finally played, it was worth everything! Billie sang one of my favorite songs, and then, right in the middle of "Disappearing Boy", he stopped and said, "I'd like to dedicate this song to out very special friend Laurie L., who came down from Pinole to be here with us today. She's just so beautiful and nice, gosh, I know if she was my girlfriend, I'd never disappear again." That's when I fainted. When I woke up, the show was over, and they were packing away all of the equipment. I said, "Billie Joe, did you really mean what you said on stage?" And he looked at my sincere, and said, "You know it babe, but our love can never be, because I already belong to another. Besides, you're too young and innocent for the life of a rock and roll wife. Take my advice, go back to Pinhole and finish school, and one day you'll make some lucky guy very happy." "But Billie, I'd do anything to be with you. I already did! I killed my parents just so I could be here tonight." But he just laughed and said, "Really? Killed your parents, huh? Thats pretty cool." Then we all got in Green Day's tour bus to drive to Los Angeles. I was pretty excited, because I never was in Hollywood before, and I had a map of all the stars houses and everything. But we didnt see any movie stars, just a bunch of boys with big hairdoos and women that Tre said were prostitutes. I never know whether to beleive him or not. He's kinda mean you know. I am starting to think he's my least favorite member of Green Day, because he kept singing that horrible Ice Cube song that goes, "Bitch-killa, bitch-killa." Besides, when I asked him for his autograph, he said I had to talk to his agent, and when I asked who his agent was, he started to unzip his pants. So I screamed, and Bille and Mike told Tre to behave and he did after that, even though I said I thought they should tie him up till the next show, but Mike said alot of drummers are like that, their brains just get rattled around too much from all that pounding. Then you know what? I saw Billie and Mike drinking out of BEER BOTTLES!! I was shocked, because they're not even 21, in fact their only 18, so I asked them what the big idea was, but Billie took me aside and whispered, "Listen, you've got to keep this a secret, but there isnt really beer in these bottles." "There isnt?" I asked. "NO, it's really milk. Everybody in Green Day likes milk best of all, but the thing is, we drink it out of beer bottles because if we don't, people will make fun of us and think we are sissies." Then I understood and I felt so sorry for the boys. Peer Pressure is such a terrible thing. At the show in Hollywood I even got to stay backstage and everything, but just as the boys were getting ready to play, there was a knock at the dressing room door. "It must be our deli tray." Everyone said, but it wasn't. It was the POLICE! OMIGOD!! I jumped in front of the officers, and said, "Wait! Don't arrest Green Day. There isn't really beer in those bottles, its really milk!" He looked at me and said "Is it now? And your name wouldn't happen to be Laurie now would it little lady?" And I said, "That's my name, don't wear it out." "Then we'll have to ask you to come with us." "What do you mean?" I screamed. "Are you crazy? Green Day is going to be playing any minute now!" But he said, "Sorry, it cant be helped," and they took me in back of the police car and handcuffed me and everything, and then I thought, oh god, I wonder if this has anything to do with my parents? Sure enough, it did. That stupid pitbull dragged one of my dad's collarbones into the house, and it's owner found it and called the cops. So I didnt get to see the rest of the tour, and I had to go to court and everything and now I'm in jail, and I might not get out until the year 2019. Oh well, everyone's pretty nice here and they let me listen to my Green Day tapes. But they all ask me, was it worth it? Killing your parents just so you could go on tour with Green Day? And I just smile, a deep, knowing smile, because I've seen and done things that they'll never experience, not if they live to be 100, and I say, "Of course it was. After all, everyone gets 2 parents, but there's only one GREEN DAY!"
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